We're Riding Solo

[digthefuzz]

Who: The crew of the Huntress and any visitors!
Broadcast: Nope!
Action: The Huntress!
When: From now-ish until later-ish?! Go nuts!

[Time to get away from the icy ravages of the planet? Or see what happens when the Huntress tries to make the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs? All your threading needs are here!]

Comments

[falconing]

Hyperdrive.

[ from his corner of the huntress, in the pilot's chair. ]

[digthefuzz]

[Hyperrive. Kurt looks right at that corner with a completely dumbfounded look.

That word... that voice... that person.]

Are you real? [He blurts out in disbelief.]

[falconing]

[ p a u s e ]

... last I checked.

Are you?

[digthefuzz]

I'm real! Really! [He shakes his head.]

...Look, just forget I said anything. Um, so you're part of the ship now, huh?

[And Han Solo.

H A N S O L O.]

[falconing]

[ what the fuck kind of ship did he land himself on ]

... I'm the new pilot.

[ MOVING ON ]

Congratulations, you've got yourself a winner.

[digthefuzz]

[Han Solo is flying his spaceship.]

You are the new pilot. Whoa... I mean, of course you would be. Totally awesome! Yeah, you're the winner alright!

[falconing]

[ . . . ]

Do you know me?

[ shrewdly, and han leans forward slightly, resting his elbows on his knees ]

'cause you're not the first person who's acted like they know my life story.

[digthefuzz]

I'm - I'm not? [He leans back a little meekly.]

I mean, um... I've never met you before in my life! [He says with an all too nervous laugh.]

[falconing]

[ . . . ]

I'm gonna find out eventually.

[ JUST SO YOU KNOW ]

Keep it to yourself if you want.

[digthefuzz]

But... It's...

I don't even know how to begin to explain!

[falconing]

Spitting it out might help.

[digthefuzz]

Your life is a movie!

[He blurts out suddenly.]

[falconing]

[ l o n g s i l e n c e ]

... seriously?

[ of course, han isn't understanding the true -- impact of that statement. just that this idiot might be from the far future and apparently han is an Intrepid Hero or something, but still. ]

[digthefuzz]

[He makes some quick, nervous nods.]

W-well, they're not just about you, but... You're in them, man. A-and they're like the best movies ever!