i start it up, turn it over like a general MINGLE

[deshabille]

Who: Crew of the Caprine and party crashers!!
Broadcast: None.
Action: Caprine unless otherwise noted!
When: All of January!

[IT'S A NEW YEAR. Which means that your captain is ready to drag you into more hideous shenanigans. Strap the fuck in, Capriners . . .]

[. . . it's a mingle. DUN DUN DUNNNN.]

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CAPTAIN NO

[shoujoreject]

[There is, in the end, one "child" who is definitely more than a little skeptical, here.

That "child" happens to be bundled up in so many sweaters he looks like he might just fall over if he tries to walk. So far, he's been doing fine with that much, though...]

... I don't think this is a fair idea for my team, Mal. I'm also not sure I have the capacity to be underhanded, save the fact that I probably couldn't overhand-throw a snowball right now if I tried.

CAPTAIN YES

[deshabille]

[Hey, just because he's new doesn't mean she's going to cut him any slack! She gives him a very sweet smile and shakes her head.]

Don't worry. You're surely more competent than you think you are. Most people are, except me, because I know that I'm wonderful.

You're clever, aren't you? Use your head. Not necessarily literally.

GOD DAMMIT CAPTAIN!!!

[shoujoreject]

[If he could move his arms with much more freedom, he might have made something of a 'why this, why me' motion in response to all of that. His captain... well, it's a bit par for the course, isn't it?]

It isn't really a question of competence or cleverness, here. And there's always the question of who's scoring, and how?

[His brows rise in a curious little motion, head tilting.] And how many points would our dear captain be worth, for example? I mean, certainly, someone as wonderful as yourself would be the ultimate target.

[Qing... no actually that might just be clever.]