i start it up, turn it over like a general MINGLE

[deshabille]

Who: Crew of the Caprine and party crashers!!
Broadcast: None.
Action: Caprine unless otherwise noted!
When: All of January!

[IT'S A NEW YEAR. Which means that your captain is ready to drag you into more hideous shenanigans. Strap the fuck in, Capriners . . .]

[. . . it's a mingle. DUN DUN DUNNNN.]

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CAPTAIN YES

[deshabille]

[Hey, just because he's new doesn't mean she's going to cut him any slack! She gives him a very sweet smile and shakes her head.]

Don't worry. You're surely more competent than you think you are. Most people are, except me, because I know that I'm wonderful.

You're clever, aren't you? Use your head. Not necessarily literally.

GOD DAMMIT CAPTAIN!!!

[shoujoreject]

[If he could move his arms with much more freedom, he might have made something of a 'why this, why me' motion in response to all of that. His captain... well, it's a bit par for the course, isn't it?]

It isn't really a question of competence or cleverness, here. And there's always the question of who's scoring, and how?

[His brows rise in a curious little motion, head tilting.] And how many points would our dear captain be worth, for example? I mean, certainly, someone as wonderful as yourself would be the ultimate target.

[Qing... no actually that might just be clever.]