video;

[avaricious]

Who: Greed
Broadcast: All
Action: The Huntress
When: Now!

That was real mature of you guys all skipping out on the Huntress just because I was made captain. [Literally just inputted a request into the computer for that. Nothing more.] I hope you all enjoy your new ships, because the Huntress is going to do just fine without you.

[He is ONE HUNDRED PERCENT OKAY being ditched. He didn't even like you guys! Except he's not, because it makes him cranky and he's stuck kicking around on the Huntress trying to beat the high score on their new pinball machine. He's never played anything like it before, so he finds the experience pretty frustrating. But if anything, he's just bored and annoyed at having his 'possessions' taken away from him.]

Comments

[Video]

[falconing]

[ . . . great. ]

Which... means?

[ sorry greed ]

[Video]

[avaricious]

It means tactics. Have you never been on a spaceship before?

[Seriously. It's tactical.]

[Video]

[falconing]

Once or twice
.
[ dryly ]

You're in charge of making sure we're in the right position and battle formation, or are you just assigning yourself any title that makes you sound important, now?

[ god help him this is gonna be a rough ride ]

[Video]

[avaricious]

Well look at that, you know something after all. That's what the Atroma signed me up as.

[... so, now he knows. Good. Good to know.]

[Video]

[falconing]

Well, thank god we've got you on board, we'd be screwed otherwise.

[ this is gonna be a ride alright ]

[Video]

[avaricious]

I also know where all the secret compartments are...

[Like literally the only thing that comes with his augment. But why would he want to hide stuff? He doesn't even have stuff yet.]

[Video]

[falconing]

{ that

is actually useful wtf he wants that ]

To hide what in?

[Video]

[avaricious]

Anything we want, really. Extra weapons, stacks of cash, dirty magazine, stolen merchandise, or anything else that happens to be convenient. Hell, you could probably fit a small kid into one of them if you wanted.

[Not that they have any small kids just now. But imagine if they did!]

[Video]

[falconing]

Let's skip smuggling children, there.

[ HAHAHA ]

You're the only one who can get in and out of them?

[Video]

[avaricious]

[He.... actually has no idea.

Oh well.]

That's right. They're all mine. [Just like everything on this ship really, being captain and all.]

[Video]

[falconing]

... right.

[ he'll see about that!!! ]

Enjoy those crates with nothing to put in them, then.

[Video]

[avaricious]

I'll be doing just that. [... and by that he means not at all because seriously, what is even the use of them.]