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[avaricious]

Who: Greed
Broadcast: All
Action: The Huntress
When: Now!

That was real mature of you guys all skipping out on the Huntress just because I was made captain. [Literally just inputted a request into the computer for that. Nothing more.] I hope you all enjoy your new ships, because the Huntress is going to do just fine without you.

[He is ONE HUNDRED PERCENT OKAY being ditched. He didn't even like you guys! Except he's not, because it makes him cranky and he's stuck kicking around on the Huntress trying to beat the high score on their new pinball machine. He's never played anything like it before, so he finds the experience pretty frustrating. But if anything, he's just bored and annoyed at having his 'possessions' taken away from him.]

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[alwayscomeback]

Heeeeey, I'm not a mook!

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[avaricious]

[He laughs.] Right. So do you actually get to make decisions or do you just go with what your 'loyal followers' feel like?

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[alwayscomeback]

Of course I make decisions, I'm the captain.

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[avaricious]

Name one of your big decisions, captain.

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[alwayscomeback]

Every time we're attacked by those things, I make sure everyone's at their posts and we get through it both without us getting harms and by protecting other ships as best we can, too.

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[avaricious]

Sounds more like a babysitting gig to me. When it's bedtime, do you make sure they're all in bed and tucked in?

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[alwayscomeback]

If you met a single member of my crew you'd understand what a nightmare inducing image that would be.

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[avaricious]

Maybe, but you make it a little too easy to imagine.

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[alwayscomeback]

Did anyone ever tell you that you probably have a really twisted mind? Just asking.

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[avaricious]

Only to you humans. [But... yeah. He's been told. He thinks that's hilarious when they do.]

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[alwayscomeback]

...Soooo you're not a human?

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[avaricious]

That's right. My name is Greed. I'm a homunculus.

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[alwayscomeback]

[...]

Yeah, you're gonna have to go into better detail than that, I have no idea what that is.

Who the heck names their kid 'Greed'?

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[avaricious]

You could say my old man was going for a theme. As for the rest, well... suffice to say, I wasn't brought into this world the way the rest of you were.

[And thank god for that - childbirth was revolting.]

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[alwayscomeback]

[Long pause. ]

Well, that's delightfully vague, thanks.

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[avaricious]

It's complicated and frankly, I don't like you enough to bother explaining it to you.

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[alwayscomeback]

Well, that's rude. But fine, whatever. You don't have to tell me anything.

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[avaricious]

So glad for the permission.

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[alwayscomeback]

Wow.

Well, I'm gonna just head out and leave Obnoxious Town; population: you, now. See ya around.

[Click off goes the feed. ]