[Open] Mornings, man.

[tallasaking]

Who: Tyrion, the entire fleet
Broadcast: Open, accidental
Action: Tyrion is having a bad morning.
When: This Morning.

[The recording starts with Tyrion's small, stubby hand putting the device on the edge of the sink, tilting it upwards. All you can see is the top of his damp, curly blonde head, and the top of his scar. Then there's a sigh, before there is the sound of Tyrion's steps dragging across the bathroom floor.

After that, is the scrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeech of metal being pulled across metal, as the top of Tyrion's head comes into view again. Then the stomp stomp of Tyrion climbing what can only be the stepstool, and his tired face and slightly bloodshot eyes. He's not drunk, that much is clear, just ... tired.

He eyes the camera, and states flatly.]

There must be some universe ... where all things, can be available, according to height.

[And with that, he begins to clean his face, turning off the camera.]

Comments

[wolfuncaged]

Indeed. I would suggest constant vigilance against them, but they are so unpredictable that would be an impossibility.

[tallasaking]

It does seem rather tricky to have constant vigilance against something that we don't even know what it will be. This is not a war that can be won with strategies. Just in being ... creative.

[wolfuncaged]

Hm. It requires a lot of thinking on your feet.

[tallasaking]

Well that, is the best thing I could have hoped for.

[wolfuncaged]

[It kinda sounds like a laugh, the noise Fenris has just made. ]

If one is used to such a thing, it can make life much easier, I expect.

[tallasaking]

[He is so much closer, he can feel it.]

Ah, but when is life ever that easy? The challenge is making it through to the other side.

[wolfuncaged]

Sometimes, I think the other side is a lot less impressive than we make it out to be.

[tallasaking]

Well, if they aren't ... then we are being rather lazy in taking them out.

[wolfuncaged]

I suppose you have a point.

[tallasaking]

I know I am so annoying when I have those ...

[wolfuncaged]

It's absolutely irritating.

[But hey, it's said fondly so points for him.]

[tallasaking]

I am well aware. I suppose this means I shall have to bring you more wine to dull the pain.

[wolfuncaged]

You know I would never decline such a generous offer, Tyrion.