driftfleet | 005 - Will you do the fandango

Who: Crowley and you!
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Iskaulit
When: Today!

[The Fleet will be greeted with the blasting noise of that song he got for Christmas, you know the one. If you don't, now you do. You're welcome. The screen flickers on to show the interior of the Iskaulit. Specifically, a brand new bar.

Everything is black and metalic, sleek and modern. Neon lights of blues and greens offer some light. This place screams fancy. It's even got a pretentious name, the word 'Málum' in red above the bar proper. It's an inside joke.

Crowley turns the device to grin at the audience.]

So, Varric may have started up his quaint little shithole but I'm here to offer you an alternative. After all "I might get a disease from one of these chairs" isn't what some people are looking for in a watering hole.

Open til late, free shot with every pitcher, yadda yadda, come and drink your troubles away. Enjoy our jukebox with songs from...whatever the fuck is on the network. Sorry if it's shite. That's just standard jukebox fare, if we're being honest.

Let's drink our bullshit troubles away.

[[OOC: And from this point on, Málum is a location you can use! If your character wants a handwaved job, they're welcome to it. The more people, the less Crowley has to work for himself and he does love less work.

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You...actually opened the bar.

[Color him surprised. By now he had half figured it'd all been a ruse to get people to give him alcohol and do odd jobs for him]

Of course I did. I said I would and I did.

You don't have to sound so surprised, Allen.

I know you did!

It's just...well, after awhile I had started to think it'd been a scheme to get people to donate alcohol to you.

Goes to show you, then, doesn't it?

[He sounds SO SMUG. Maybe he did this just for the chance to be a smug asshole. It's as good a reason as any.

Plus he kept the good stuff for himself. ]

Yes, I guess it does.

[You know, he'll let him have this smugness. Sure, he's earned it]

Congratulations Crowley. I'm proud of you.

[He grimaces, ew, Allen.]

Ugh, you don't have to make it weird. Don't ruin bar day for me with the squishy stuff.

What? How is saying I'm proud you got your bar started squishy?

[ A bar. Thank the Force. ]

I'm surprised such things are allowed.

Edited 2016-01-09 01:10 (UTC)

Because it brings emotions into it, and you know how I feel about emotions.

[Bringing good things to the people! ]

Well, if we've got a great big spaceship amongst us, we might as well use it for something important.

I doubt Atroma cares either way.

I wonder.

[ Alcohol does make fools of people. And quality entertainment. ]

I'll be sure to visit. I could certainly use the respite.

[ Perhaps even now. ]

[You can bet she's showing up as soon as she sees this. She's wearing the fanciest thing she has I her closet,which is this little fur and leather number she got on the planet. Not what she would have watched to show up in, but a magical castle kind of spoiled her.]

Edited 2016-01-09 03:54 (UTC)

[He rolls his eyes]

Fine, pretend I didn't say it.

Are there drinks I can have?

Crowley, are you still interested in the synthehol?

[Her tone is professional, careful even. She doesn't know what Tek has said to Crowley about their ... argument, if anything.]

I have a decent supply of it now.

[The short answer would be 'not a damn thing', as such, Crowley's tone's the same relaxed-boring-on-mellow it always is. ]

You better believe I'm still interested.

Already am.

[He huffs amusedly. ]

A whole menu for you people who enjoy their drinks virgin. Got to set a wide net for all the customers and all that.

[Not that he'd have done that with Allen specifically in mind. No. Not at all.]

[Crowley flashes her a wide grin as she enters. He knew he could rely on her. ]

South. Looking very suave, if I do say so.

Really?

[oh that makes him happy. A whole menu!!] Great! Maybe I'll come by for drinks sometimes then.

Well, I have respite in spades, at least.

All right, I can bring what I have over shortly. Which docking bay is closest to the bar?

You'd better. I'd be very put out if you went elsewhere.

[He laughs]

Don't worry, I'm only going to Varric's bar to play cards.

Oh, good. This means I don't have to drink where I work.

[But largely because she knows this bar will attract an entirely different clientele then. It's always good to mingle.]

Yeah yeah, wouldn't want to get kicked out of your bar. [This is what she's wearing.

She waltzes over to take a seat next to him. She's not going to say she missed him, because it's only felt like a few moments for her, but then again being on separate ships is pretty annoying. She says hello with a no-fucks-guven well placed kiss, a little longer and deeper than normally 'friendly', and then turns away casually to look at the menu.]

So, you got anything good here, or is it all flash?

[She can guarantee he's got the Good Stuff, but what fun would it be if she didn't haze him about it?]

Edited 2016-01-10 04:27 (UTC)

[ Smiles, bemused. ]

And what's your secret, pray tell?

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