005 - Will you do the fandango

[onlyanapple]

Who: Crowley and you!
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Iskaulit
When: Today!

[The Fleet will be greeted with the blasting noise of that song he got for Christmas, you know the one. If you don't, now you do. You're welcome. The screen flickers on to show the interior of the Iskaulit. Specifically, a brand new bar.

Everything is black and metalic, sleek and modern. Neon lights of blues and greens offer some light. This place screams fancy. It's even got a pretentious name, the word 'Málum' in red above the bar proper. It's an inside joke.

Crowley turns the device to grin at the audience.]

So, Varric may have started up his quaint little shithole but I'm here to offer you an alternative. After all "I might get a disease from one of these chairs" isn't what some people are looking for in a watering hole.

Open til late, free shot with every pitcher, yadda yadda, come and drink your troubles away. Enjoy our jukebox with songs from...whatever the fuck is on the network. Sorry if it's shite. That's just standard jukebox fare, if we're being honest.

Let's drink our bullshit troubles away.

[[OOC: And from this point on, Málum is a location you can use! If your character wants a handwaved job, they're welcome to it. The more people, the less Crowley has to work for himself and he does love less work.

Comments

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[save_the_souls]

You...actually opened the bar.

[Color him surprised. By now he had half figured it'd all been a ruse to get people to give him alcohol and do odd jobs for him]

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[beardstrokes]

[ A bar. Thank the Force. ]

I'm surprised such things are allowed.

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[i_got_this]

[You can bet she's showing up as soon as she sees this. She's wearing the fanciest thing she has I her closet,which is this little fur and leather number she got on the planet. Not what she would have watched to show up in, but a magical castle kind of spoiled her.]

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[dancingmd]

Crowley, are you still interested in the synthehol?

[Her tone is professional, careful even. She doesn't know what Tek has said to Crowley about their ... argument, if anything.]

I have a decent supply of it now.

[mikangirl]

Oh, good. This means I don't have to drink where I work.

[But largely because she knows this bar will attract an entirely different clientele then. It's always good to mingle.]

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[unconfines]

[Anders has, melodramatically and appropriately, slung one arm across his eyes at this revelation.]

Maker, finally. Here I thought I was going to waste away before I finally got the opportunity to be absolutely sloshed every day of the week.

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[lord_wizard]

[It's possible he's lent a hand here and there to the demon, so the announcement is not a complete surprise to him. Something else, however, does.]

You finally decided on a name...

[It's not entirely a question.]