005 - Will you do the fandango

[onlyanapple]

Who: Crowley and you!
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Iskaulit
When: Today!

[The Fleet will be greeted with the blasting noise of that song he got for Christmas, you know the one. If you don't, now you do. You're welcome. The screen flickers on to show the interior of the Iskaulit. Specifically, a brand new bar.

Everything is black and metalic, sleek and modern. Neon lights of blues and greens offer some light. This place screams fancy. It's even got a pretentious name, the word 'Málum' in red above the bar proper. It's an inside joke.

Crowley turns the device to grin at the audience.]

So, Varric may have started up his quaint little shithole but I'm here to offer you an alternative. After all "I might get a disease from one of these chairs" isn't what some people are looking for in a watering hole.

Open til late, free shot with every pitcher, yadda yadda, come and drink your troubles away. Enjoy our jukebox with songs from...whatever the fuck is on the network. Sorry if it's shite. That's just standard jukebox fare, if we're being honest.

Let's drink our bullshit troubles away.

[[OOC: And from this point on, Málum is a location you can use! If your character wants a handwaved job, they're welcome to it. The more people, the less Crowley has to work for himself and he does love less work.

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[lord_wizard]

[It's possible he's lent a hand here and there to the demon, so the announcement is not a complete surprise to him. Something else, however, does.]

You finally decided on a name...

[It's not entirely a question.]

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[onlyanapple]

Hm. I think it denotes just the right amount of class, don't you?

[He's so pleased with it. Nerd. ]

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[lord_wizard]

It certainly has a...flair. But...Crowley, what language is that?

[Because, if there was anything he learned from that week in Paradisa where it removed their ability to understand each other, was that Cymellunar is essentially identical to the Earth language called Latin]

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[onlyanapple]

Latin. One of the first languages ever. Pretty proud of it.

[Such smugness. ]

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[lord_wizard]

[It's a very attractive quality that, in this case, happens to be kind of funny.]

I could be mistaken, but...doesn't that translate to apple?

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[onlyanapple]

[DAMMIT FELIX. ]

Don't spoil it for everyone else, that's mean.

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[lord_wizard]

[Oh, so he's right? Well now...]

Only if they're eavesdropping, and what exactly am I spoiling?

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[onlyanapple]

There are no doubt plenty of people eavesdropping.

The cleverness of it all. [In other words: nothing. ]

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[lord_wizard]

Oh, it's very clever, especially given the double meaning...but only if they know you well enough to understand the reference.

[Which, presumably, he does. Though like most of the things about Crowley, he only knows the minimum about]

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[onlyanapple]

That's kind of the point. For most people it's name. They know me well enough, they can go ahaha, that sly snake.

[Because if there's anything Crowley loves a lot, it's people thinking he's clever and sneaky. ]

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[lord_wizard]

I promise I won't say a word to anyone else.

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[onlyanapple]

You're awfully good to me, Felix.