onlyanapple: (Humans are bastards)
Anthony J. Crowley ([personal profile] onlyanapple) wrote in [community profile] driftfleet2016-01-08 09:03 pm

005 - Will you do the fandango

Who: Crowley and you!
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Iskaulit
When: Today!

[The Fleet will be greeted with the blasting noise of that song he got for Christmas, you know the one. If you don't, now you do. You're welcome. The screen flickers on to show the interior of the Iskaulit. Specifically, a brand new bar.

Everything is black and metalic, sleek and modern. Neon lights of blues and greens offer some light. This place screams fancy. It's even got a pretentious name, the word 'Málum' in red above the bar proper. It's an inside joke.

Crowley turns the device to grin at the audience.
]

So, Varric may have started up his quaint little shithole but I'm here to offer you an alternative. After all "I might get a disease from one of these chairs" isn't what some people are looking for in a watering hole.

Open til late, free shot with every pitcher, yadda yadda, come and drink your troubles away. Enjoy our jukebox with songs from...whatever the fuck is on the network. Sorry if it's shite. That's just standard jukebox fare, if we're being honest.

Let's drink our bullshit troubles away.

[[OOC: And from this point on, Málum is a location you can use! If your character wants a handwaved job, they're welcome to it. The more people, the less Crowley has to work for himself and he does love less work.
beardstrokes: (Balance is found)

[personal profile] beardstrokes 2016-02-16 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
It's not. But if we're taught one thing, it is that we have the means to rise above adversity, no matter what the odds are.

[ Faltering is one thing. Giving up is another matter entirely. ]
beardstrokes: (The most dangerous beast)

[personal profile] beardstrokes 2016-02-17 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
What is? Having certainty?

I can't say I fully possess it at all times. Just that it'll come to me when I need it.
beardstrokes: (To the tree of evil)

[personal profile] beardstrokes 2016-02-18 08:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ He shrugs. ]

I'm sure you have something similar, something that's intrinsically yours.
beardstrokes: (Leads to the heights of greatness)

[personal profile] beardstrokes 2016-02-19 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
Whatever that is, I'm sure it comes in handy frequently.
beardstrokes: (Easy is the path to wisdom)

[personal profile] beardstrokes 2016-02-20 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
I'm afraid it doesn't sound familiar to me.
beardstrokes: (The wise man leads)

[personal profile] beardstrokes 2016-02-21 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
I'll be sure to do that some time soon.