005 - Will you do the fandango

[onlyanapple]

Who: Crowley and you!
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Iskaulit
When: Today!

[The Fleet will be greeted with the blasting noise of that song he got for Christmas, you know the one. If you don't, now you do. You're welcome. The screen flickers on to show the interior of the Iskaulit. Specifically, a brand new bar.

Everything is black and metalic, sleek and modern. Neon lights of blues and greens offer some light. This place screams fancy. It's even got a pretentious name, the word 'Málum' in red above the bar proper. It's an inside joke.

Crowley turns the device to grin at the audience.]

So, Varric may have started up his quaint little shithole but I'm here to offer you an alternative. After all "I might get a disease from one of these chairs" isn't what some people are looking for in a watering hole.

Open til late, free shot with every pitcher, yadda yadda, come and drink your troubles away. Enjoy our jukebox with songs from...whatever the fuck is on the network. Sorry if it's shite. That's just standard jukebox fare, if we're being honest.

Let's drink our bullshit troubles away.

[[OOC: And from this point on, Málum is a location you can use! If your character wants a handwaved job, they're welcome to it. The more people, the less Crowley has to work for himself and he does love less work.

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[beardstrokes]

[ He pauses, considering it. ]

. . . It is. I'm fortunate to have their support.

[onlyanapple]

You miss having it? Here in not-your-own space I mean?

[beardstrokes]

In a way.

[ Missing the Jedi Order is well . . . Yoda certainly wouldn't be happy with him if he admitted to that. And even then, missing them isn't quite the right way to put it. Granted, learning they all die in the future puts a new dent on their parting right now, but Obi-Wan doesn't miss them. They're simply connected and that connection doesn't exist in this universe.

No one taught him how to be a Jedi alone. ]

I miss the work I do. I miss knowing I have that lifeline.

[onlyanapple]

[Crowley is quiet, considerate for a moment.]

Hm. Can't be easy. Finding yourself suddenly without it.

[beardstrokes]

It's not. But if we're taught one thing, it is that we have the means to rise above adversity, no matter what the odds are.

[ Faltering is one thing. Giving up is another matter entirely. ]

[onlyanapple]

Huh. How about that. That's...really something.

[Much more certainty than he's ever had in his life. He's almost jealous.]

[beardstrokes]

What is? Having certainty?

I can't say I fully possess it at all times. Just that it'll come to me when I need it.

[onlyanapple]

Hm. Of course.

I suppose that's what important. That it'll be there when you need it.

[beardstrokes]

[ He shrugs. ]

I'm sure you have something similar, something that's intrinsically yours.

[onlyanapple]

[He has to think about this give him a minute. ]

I make a mean Tequila Sunrise.

[beardstrokes]

Whatever that is, I'm sure it comes in handy frequently.

[onlyanapple]

Oh yes. It's quite delicious.

[beardstrokes]

I'm afraid it doesn't sound familiar to me.

[onlyanapple]

Well, you'll have to drop by Málum sometime. I'll make you one.

[beardstrokes]

I'll be sure to do that some time soon.

[onlyanapple]

I look forward to it ~