driftfleet | 005 - Will you do the fandango

Who: Crowley and you!
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Iskaulit
When: Today!

[The Fleet will be greeted with the blasting noise of that song he got for Christmas, you know the one. If you don't, now you do. You're welcome. The screen flickers on to show the interior of the Iskaulit. Specifically, a brand new bar.

Everything is black and metalic, sleek and modern. Neon lights of blues and greens offer some light. This place screams fancy. It's even got a pretentious name, the word 'Málum' in red above the bar proper. It's an inside joke.

Crowley turns the device to grin at the audience.]

So, Varric may have started up his quaint little shithole but I'm here to offer you an alternative. After all "I might get a disease from one of these chairs" isn't what some people are looking for in a watering hole.

Open til late, free shot with every pitcher, yadda yadda, come and drink your troubles away. Enjoy our jukebox with songs from...whatever the fuck is on the network. Sorry if it's shite. That's just standard jukebox fare, if we're being honest.

Let's drink our bullshit troubles away.

[[OOC: And from this point on, Málum is a location you can use! If your character wants a handwaved job, they're welcome to it. The more people, the less Crowley has to work for himself and he does love less work.

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I know you did!

It's just...well, after awhile I had started to think it'd been a scheme to get people to donate alcohol to you.

Goes to show you, then, doesn't it?

[He sounds SO SMUG. Maybe he did this just for the chance to be a smug asshole. It's as good a reason as any.

Plus he kept the good stuff for himself. ]

Yes, I guess it does.

[You know, he'll let him have this smugness. Sure, he's earned it]

Congratulations Crowley. I'm proud of you.

[He grimaces, ew, Allen.]

Ugh, you don't have to make it weird. Don't ruin bar day for me with the squishy stuff.

What? How is saying I'm proud you got your bar started squishy?

Because it brings emotions into it, and you know how I feel about emotions.

[He rolls his eyes]

Fine, pretend I didn't say it.

Are there drinks I can have?

Already am.

[He huffs amusedly. ]

A whole menu for you people who enjoy their drinks virgin. Got to set a wide net for all the customers and all that.

[Not that he'd have done that with Allen specifically in mind. No. Not at all.]