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Who: Ino & you!
Broadcast: Yes, fleetwide
Action: Three Twins, if you want
When: Today!

[ The video feed opens with a very irritable-looking blonde. She pinches the bridge of her nose for a moment, summoning the will to not just scream at everyone over the network ... and then there's a very long-suffering sigh as she looks up at the camera. ]

All right. Fine. I shouldn't have to say this, but since apparently some of you have serious issues and don't understand how creepy and perverted you're being, I'm going to.

I'm sure most of you remember the media files we got after that whole episode with the Marsiva. If you don't, everyone had some files uploaded to the network that were ... things from their home world? Things they might like? I don't know, something like that.

Anyways, I don't know why people keep nosing around in my file, but whatever. You're curious, I get it, they're public files, whatever. But whoever started PASSING THE DAMN THING AROUND to strangers needs to find a hobby. And stop before you send it to an actual child's mailbox! It's inappropriate!

[ She huffs, her fists clenched at her sides after that little bit of ranting. ]

And for the record, no, I don't enjoy that piece of crap, someone from my world happened to write it, and I guess Atroma thought it would be funny to give it to me.

Just -- find something better to do with your time, all right? Don't make me hunt you down. [ Is there a way to do that? She has no idea, but she'll act like she does! ]

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Well, consider it ignored. And deleted, for that matter, if I come across it.

[ She smiles. ]

Wow, someone with common sense. You don't find that often these days.

Common sense isn't all that common.

[Here's a smile right back for you.]

I'm Leia Organa. So who did the Atroma think needed some trashy books?

Ino. Nice to meet you.

A medic who doesn't get why they were so famous back home, I guess? The author is pretty well known, but when I met him he just seemed like a total creep.

Nice to meet you, too.

What a surprise. [Dryly.] So you're a medic? Which ship are you on?

The SS Three Twins. I'm the captain and counselor. ... And a medic.

[ When you put it all together like that it sounds like a lot. ]

We didn't have a lab support for awhile, so I kind of had to cover that myself.

Sounds like you keep busy.

[Leia approves of this, and it's evident in her voice.]

They seem to like leaving holes in their crew roster. The Windrose is flying without a medic at the moment.

Well, if you guys ever need anything, just let me know. Fortunately I usually don't have too much work in that regard.

[ Not that she minds doing it, but it's nice that people aren't getting injured left and right. ]

I'll pass it on--thanks. Things are pretty calm over here, so I'm hoping we won't need to take you away from your other duties.

Yeah, generally it's pretty laid back. We've been attacked by enemy ships in the past twice, but other than that it's been quiet.

I heard about that.

[Mostly the part where some of the ships were going in without weaponry to speak of.]

And the rest of the time, you've just visited planets?

Planets and moons, yeah. We were also all on the Marsiva for a month or so awhile back.