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[ino]

Who: Ino & you!
Broadcast: Yes, fleetwide
Action: Three Twins, if you want
When: Today!

[ The video feed opens with a very irritable-looking blonde. She pinches the bridge of her nose for a moment, summoning the will to not just scream at everyone over the network ... and then there's a very long-suffering sigh as she looks up at the camera. ]

All right. Fine. I shouldn't have to say this, but since apparently some of you have serious issues and don't understand how creepy and perverted you're being, I'm going to.

I'm sure most of you remember the media files we got after that whole episode with the Marsiva. If you don't, everyone had some files uploaded to the network that were ... things from their home world? Things they might like? I don't know, something like that.

Anyways, I don't know why people keep nosing around in my file, but whatever. You're curious, I get it, they're public files, whatever. But whoever started PASSING THE DAMN THING AROUND to strangers needs to find a hobby. And stop before you send it to an actual child's mailbox! It's inappropriate!

[ She huffs, her fists clenched at her sides after that little bit of ranting. ]

And for the record, no, I don't enjoy that piece of crap, someone from my world happened to write it, and I guess Atroma thought it would be funny to give it to me.

Just -- find something better to do with your time, all right? Don't make me hunt you down. [ Is there a way to do that? She has no idea, but she'll act like she does! ]

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[mylegacy]

. . . Ino.

[Ino. Ino.]

What the hell is going on.

[ino]

People are disgusting, that's what's going on.

[experiencepoints]

... Has someone really sent it to a child?

[ino]

I said stop before they do. Though I guess it's possible it might have happened and I hadn't heard about it.

[geonomy]

That was yours?

[ino]

Like I said, it's not like I ENJOY it! It has nothing to do with me other than the fact that this old creepy guy from my village wrote it!

[text]

[eyeforaneye]

This would have been helpful information several days ago.

[text]

[ino]

[ ... She sighs, and switches to text. You were the one who ended the conversation early, she wants to say, buuut ... ]

It wasn't really important compared to everything else.

Also, I gave you my number for if you had any questions, not so you could ignore it and get into things you didn't want to see.

[Voice]

[honorbends]

That was probably also Allen's fault.

[ spoilers zuko has no idea what the fuck this is but he's salty af ]

[Voice]

[save_the_souls]

[And you can hear the sound of TIMCANPY BEING THROWN AT HIS HEAD]

Knock it off! I would not spread around that trash!

[sandhate]

Alright, I'll be the person who asks the obvious since you haven't specifically said anything about it. Other than it's inappropriate.

What is it?

[ino]

[ Ino takes a moment to size this guy up. He looks like he's probably an adult, or at least old enough of a guy to have definitely looked at porn before, so: ]

It's an "adult novel".

[ Complete with air quotes when she says what it is, of course. ]

Voice;

[onlyanapple]

For once I'm not actually guilty of something.

...

I don't like that feeling. I feel too clean. Ugh.

Anyway, I'm sure Atroma could send something worse attached to your name, if you think about it.

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[ino]

[ She huffs a little. ]

I was perfectly willing to just roll my eyes and move on with my life when I saw what it was. It's the fact that people are passing it around without warning anyone what it is that's disgusting.

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[takeabow]

Are you okay? You don't sound okay.

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[ino]

I'm fine, other people are just gross.

[video]

[actsmagnificent]

Must be some file.

[ Maybe Haruka should check her own out.

...Nah. ]

[video]

[ino]

It's really not.

[video]

[imahologram]

They sent you that kind of trash?

[Context is enough to give an idea of what it is. Ugh.]

That's one sick sense of humor on their part.

[video]

[ino]

[ She shrugs. ]

At this point, it's just kind of a given that Atroma will go for the lowest possible bar. It's more the people who think it's funny to pass it around without telling people what's actually in it that's annoying.

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[jamminshield]

[He recognizes the person from a past conversation, but now she seems... angry. Really angry about something. And Steven raises an eyebrow uncertainly as he looks into the feed.]

But what makes it so bad?

[Video]

[jamminshield]

[But then at that moment, a lot of the key phrases come together for Steven. "creepy and perverted", "inappropriate" for children... Steven quickly starts to panic.]

Ummmm... Nevermind! I don't need to know! I'm too young!

[He covers his ears and starts humming loudly.]

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[notmutantbutmiracle]

I thought that file seemed particularly odd for you. You really did not request it then?

[Her tone is light, a bit playful and teasing.]

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[ino]

[ Ino just sighs. She knows Wanda is teasing, but this whole thing is just so dumb. ]

No, I really did not. Just happens to be from the same place as me.

[avaricious]

Well hell, I'm bored. Where do I find it?

[He doesn't even know what it is yet, but... hey. Entertainment is entertainment.]

[ino]

Seriously?

[voice]

[delincuente]

Oh my god, that was yours?

[Wait, no. Now she regrets saying anything.]

Just for the record, I didn't ask Clay to send it to me.

[voice]

[ino]

I wish it wasn't, but y--

[ Wait. ]

CLAY sent it to you?

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[feathery]

Real talk, is this popular where you're from. Or is it some kind of niche internet kind of deal.

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[ino]

[ She sighs. ]

I am sorry to report that it's actually so popular they were planning to make a movie adaptation out of it. Also, we don't have the internet.

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[stefanged]

Now I'm kinda glad it never made it around to me.

Sorry you've had to deal with all this crap, Ino.

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[ino]

[ She sighs ... ]

It's fine. It really wouldn't be an issue if people weren't just randomly sending it to people who didn't ask for it.

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[slushfund]

[well, after those interesting comments, hiruma's intrigued by something (not the porn). if there's a post with some media files running around that he hasn't read yet, chances are he will find it and do so, for it sounds like he has some reading to do. (not the porn.)

in any case, it's hilarious.]

Jesus christ, not even a week and someone's revealed their poor tastes in erotic novels.
"It's lonely out in space", eh?

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[ino]

[ Meanwhile, Ino's just kind of exasperated about the whole thing. ]

Lonely enough to justify reading something a sad, pathetic 70 year old man wrote, I guess.

[voice]

[kingofbadlifechoices]

[Wait, they did what? Aside from all the ranting and raving.]

I do not remember such a thing... [A pause.] ...my lady. I suggest you take these files away from the network and throw them away so no one can look upon them ever again.

[What could be sent to a child then? He hasn't seen anything inappropriate, but then again, he leads an army of twenty thousand Northern men. If it is about bedding one another, he has done that. He has seen teats and cunts, seven hells, he has even touched some. If it is about blood. That would only help to toughen the child.]

[voice]

[ino]

[ ... She pauses in surprise when Robb replies to her, since ... yeah, that last conversation they had ... hadn't exactly gone swimmingly.

She takes a moment to think of how to explain this to him, anyways ... though seriously, if he tells her she's wrong again, she might just flip a table. ]

If I could do that, then it wouldn't have been passed around in the first place. Now a bunch of people have copies that I don't have access to, even if I could get rid of them.

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[repths]

You're really upset about this aren't you? I'm sorry things aren't better.

I hope they learn from your message. [There's that at least? Atoli's trying to be supportive man.]

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[ino]

I'm not upset, I'm just -- some people really need to learn common decency, is all.

[ Ino, you're definitely a little upset. She just huffs, though. ]

[ragazzina]

...It's some kind of story from where you're from, Ino?

[ino]

It's an adult novel, yeah.

[ She looks so exasperated, please help her, Suzie ]