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Who: Ino & you!
Broadcast: Yes, fleetwide
Action: Three Twins, if you want
When: Today!

[ The video feed opens with a very irritable-looking blonde. She pinches the bridge of her nose for a moment, summoning the will to not just scream at everyone over the network ... and then there's a very long-suffering sigh as she looks up at the camera. ]

All right. Fine. I shouldn't have to say this, but since apparently some of you have serious issues and don't understand how creepy and perverted you're being, I'm going to.

I'm sure most of you remember the media files we got after that whole episode with the Marsiva. If you don't, everyone had some files uploaded to the network that were ... things from their home world? Things they might like? I don't know, something like that.

Anyways, I don't know why people keep nosing around in my file, but whatever. You're curious, I get it, they're public files, whatever. But whoever started PASSING THE DAMN THING AROUND to strangers needs to find a hobby. And stop before you send it to an actual child's mailbox! It's inappropriate!

[ She huffs, her fists clenched at her sides after that little bit of ranting. ]

And for the record, no, I don't enjoy that piece of crap, someone from my world happened to write it, and I guess Atroma thought it would be funny to give it to me.

Just -- find something better to do with your time, all right? Don't make me hunt you down. [ Is there a way to do that? She has no idea, but she'll act like she does! ]

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Someone called Gray Nightingale. She said it was beyond description.

[ GROOOOAAAANNNNS. ]

What the hell did you think it was, then???

She recommended passing on it but didn't seem to realize you and I are from the same world, so I assumed it was just something relevant to history or something about it she wouldn't understand.

[ ... Well. She GUESSES that's reasonable. ]

Well, at least you probably knew right away instead of thinking it was some kind of real, not terrible book.

As soon as I saw the name of that flighty protagonist Junko, I knew.

[ For some reason, Sasuke describing the contents of it kind of makes her calm down and crack up a little. ]

In any case ... I don't really care if people around here have terrible taste, but to send it around without warning people is disgusting.

[ He hung out with Kakashi for too long. ]

It doesn't take long for offense at the poor writing to set in. I doubt people will suffer as much as you think.

It's less that and more that there are actual children aboard these ships. One of my crew is seven years old, she doesn't need to be reading things like that.

[ . . . ]

It's only sex, but I doubt she'd maintain interest for that long.

She's a kid! Something like that book isn't the way a little kid should be learning about things like that.

[ She's being such a mom right now, but whatever. ]

[ meanwhile the worst father ever over here ]

I'm not arguing that the book's spread should be stopped. Regardless of how you look at it, it's shit.

[ Stop being such a deadbeat dad, Sasuke ... ]

Well, in any case, hopefully I'll be able to trace it back to whoever started this whole mess.

It was probably Allen.

[ NO REGRETS EVER ]

[ Oh my god. ]

Why is everyone blaming him????

[ literal laughing from his room THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN ON THE BLUE FISH ]

Maybe because he did it.

Unless you have any proof of that [ which Ino is SURE does not exist!!!! of course!! ] then there's no point in throwing accusations around.

Because he has no visible self-control.

Piss off, Sasuke.

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You are literally proving my point, Allen.

I am not.

And I know I have much more self control than you do.

Would you like to borrow a shovel or are you content to continue digging yourself into this hole with your bare hands?

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He just doesn't like you in particular.

I noticed.

So why does that warrant pointing a finger in his direction?

The fact that he doesn't like me doesn't indicate that his self-control is normally good. It just shows that I'm the person who actually tests it.

He failed one test, he could fail more. It's logical.

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