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Who: Ino & you!
Broadcast: Yes, fleetwide
Action: Three Twins, if you want
When: Today!

[ The video feed opens with a very irritable-looking blonde. She pinches the bridge of her nose for a moment, summoning the will to not just scream at everyone over the network ... and then there's a very long-suffering sigh as she looks up at the camera. ]

All right. Fine. I shouldn't have to say this, but since apparently some of you have serious issues and don't understand how creepy and perverted you're being, I'm going to.

I'm sure most of you remember the media files we got after that whole episode with the Marsiva. If you don't, everyone had some files uploaded to the network that were ... things from their home world? Things they might like? I don't know, something like that.

Anyways, I don't know why people keep nosing around in my file, but whatever. You're curious, I get it, they're public files, whatever. But whoever started PASSING THE DAMN THING AROUND to strangers needs to find a hobby. And stop before you send it to an actual child's mailbox! It's inappropriate!

[ She huffs, her fists clenched at her sides after that little bit of ranting. ]

And for the record, no, I don't enjoy that piece of crap, someone from my world happened to write it, and I guess Atroma thought it would be funny to give it to me.

Just -- find something better to do with your time, all right? Don't make me hunt you down. [ Is there a way to do that? She has no idea, but she'll act like she does! ]

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Coming from you, that just sounds like a glowing endorsement.

I want to emphasize "idiot".

Yep. My point still stands.

Given the fact that his position as hokage is all but secured for the future I have to deal with him somehow or another.

Did you ever really doubt he was going to figure out a way to make that happen somehow?

[ There were plenty of things Ino was worried about re: their future, but that wasn't one of them ]

[ ... well my plan was for him to be dead but I really don't need to share that right now. ]

I suppose not. He's tenacious in the same way that an angry warthog is. Stupid, thuggish, ugly, and simple.

[ Hey now, can we not compare Naruto to a pig. Ino is prettier than that. ]

You know, the more you insult him, the more it just sounds affectionate.

If you're trying to trick me into genuinely complimenting him, you're going to have to do better.

I'm not trying to trick you into anything. When you insult Naruto, it just comes off as cute instead of mean.

[ I tried to kill him four times. ]

I wonder why that's your perception.

[ Because she's got her yaoi goggles on. ]

Well, you've never really been the type to give a compliment. It's only natural insults would come easier.

[ Okay fair we've all been there. ]

I have given compliments before.

Oh really. Since when?

[ uhhhhh ]

I told my team they did a good job.

[ She bursts out laughing, oh my god. Good thing this is over text. ]

I hate to break it to you, but I think that's just kind of a given and usual thing for most teams. But all right, I guess that does count for something.

I thanked them, too. [ That's definitely upping the ante for Sasuke, anyway. He's trying. ]

[ HE'S TRYING SO HARD. It's cute. ]

For what? Doing a good job?

No. [ It's bittersweet, thinking back on it. ]

For saving my life.

[ Well, teams are generally supposed to save each other from danger, too, but ... ]

Which team was this?

[ You know, while he's apparently talking and being open about stuff. ]

[ Look not all of us have the happy Team 10 relationship. ]

One I'd formed from Orochimaru's experimental subjects. Team Taka as they were called then.

Oh, yeah, I know of them. That's why I asked which one. I met that annoying fish guy awhile back.

He's not a fish. [ FIRST OFF ]

Annoying and lazy but a good swordsman.

[ Oh, whatever. Semantics. ]

And rude as hell.

So they saved you, huh?

I was stabbed too many times to recover naturally. My chest cavity being blown open was also an issue.

[ like he's talking about the weather ]

[ Holy fuck. ]

You are way too reckless.

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