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Who: Ino & you!
Broadcast: Yes, fleetwide
Action: Three Twins, if you want
When: Today!

[ The video feed opens with a very irritable-looking blonde. She pinches the bridge of her nose for a moment, summoning the will to not just scream at everyone over the network ... and then there's a very long-suffering sigh as she looks up at the camera. ]

All right. Fine. I shouldn't have to say this, but since apparently some of you have serious issues and don't understand how creepy and perverted you're being, I'm going to.

I'm sure most of you remember the media files we got after that whole episode with the Marsiva. If you don't, everyone had some files uploaded to the network that were ... things from their home world? Things they might like? I don't know, something like that.

Anyways, I don't know why people keep nosing around in my file, but whatever. You're curious, I get it, they're public files, whatever. But whoever started PASSING THE DAMN THING AROUND to strangers needs to find a hobby. And stop before you send it to an actual child's mailbox! It's inappropriate!

[ She huffs, her fists clenched at her sides after that little bit of ranting. ]

And for the record, no, I don't enjoy that piece of crap, someone from my world happened to write it, and I guess Atroma thought it would be funny to give it to me.

Just -- find something better to do with your time, all right? Don't make me hunt you down. [ Is there a way to do that? She has no idea, but she'll act like she does! ]

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Maybe from a cute girl for a booty call, but as I am unfortunately single, hell no. Being able to sleep during the night at all is something new enough to savor, anyway.

Last time the extent of what Cure can do got around, I had a guy come ask me to cure a hickey off of him so his team wouldn't see it.

[ She raises her eyebrows. ]

Jeez. He probably should have thought about that before he made out with someone.

It may not have been his fault.

But he'd been a huge asshole to me anyway, so I told him it didn't work that way.

I've never had anyone ask for something like that. [ Though she's definitely had to do that for herself, whoops. ] But I've made some healing balm for hangovers before that gets pretty popular any time a holiday rolls around ...

Have you considered charging for it?

[ That gets a little devious smirk. ]

Maybe just for the people I don't like so much.

Is there anyone here you don't like?

[Genuinely surprised.]

A few, sure. Though most people here are alright.

I always thought you could get along with anyone, honestly.

[ She laughs, a little surprised. ]

We learn the importance of good teamwork pretty early where I come from. It's not hard to be civil to most people when necessary, even if I don't always agree with them or particularly like them.

Makes sense. Being able to form a party with anyone easily would be a pretty invaluable skill... Especially since it's not that common.

[it's not as uncommon as she thinks, she just has a very bad reference group.]

Well, even if you've got that type of skill, there's always the type of person who makes it difficult anyways. Sasuke is definitely one of those people.

Really? He didn't seem that bad until the end.

He's definitely the type to try and do everything himself. The best kind of team is the kind that can share their burdens with each other equally.

Sounds familiar.

He sounded more like a petulant child than anything else, honestly.

He is.

A kid, that is. He's just got some issues to work out.

Yeah, I guessed. Don't we all, here...

Yeah, but I'd wager he's got quite a few more than most people.

At least we're allies again, that'll make things much easier.

If that changes and you need me to kick his ass for you, just say the word.

[ She laughs ]

Nah, it should be fine. We had a talk about it, I'm sure he's not going to cause that kind of problem.

He might be kind of insufferable and broody, but he won't hurt me.

Just thought I'd make sure.

He seems like the type who could use a smack upside the head sometimes, anyway.

He's definitely that type.

I wouldn't try and fight him if I were you, though. He's a lot stronger than me, and he takes it way more seriously, so it's not even a fun spar or anything.

I won't if I don't have to. He doesn't seem to be much for fun at all.

Stronger than you, though? Seriously?

Oh yeah, for sure.

[ Though he might be an easier fight now that he's been limited and lost an arm. ]

He's definitely one of the most powerful people from my world. Unfortunately, he just spent so much time training and doing weird stuff that he forgot to learn how to talk to people.

... Oh. One of those types.

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