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Who: Ino & you!
Broadcast: Yes, fleetwide
Action: Three Twins, if you want
When: Today!

[ The video feed opens with a very irritable-looking blonde. She pinches the bridge of her nose for a moment, summoning the will to not just scream at everyone over the network ... and then there's a very long-suffering sigh as she looks up at the camera. ]

All right. Fine. I shouldn't have to say this, but since apparently some of you have serious issues and don't understand how creepy and perverted you're being, I'm going to.

I'm sure most of you remember the media files we got after that whole episode with the Marsiva. If you don't, everyone had some files uploaded to the network that were ... things from their home world? Things they might like? I don't know, something like that.

Anyways, I don't know why people keep nosing around in my file, but whatever. You're curious, I get it, they're public files, whatever. But whoever started PASSING THE DAMN THING AROUND to strangers needs to find a hobby. And stop before you send it to an actual child's mailbox! It's inappropriate!

[ She huffs, her fists clenched at her sides after that little bit of ranting. ]

And for the record, no, I don't enjoy that piece of crap, someone from my world happened to write it, and I guess Atroma thought it would be funny to give it to me.

Just -- find something better to do with your time, all right? Don't make me hunt you down. [ Is there a way to do that? She has no idea, but she'll act like she does! ]

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[ ... She snorts, and then covers her mouth to suppress a few giggles. ]

Yes, he's -- we went to school together, as kids. He's well aware of what they're about.

... My condolences. That doesn't seem like it would have been fun.

Then maybe he should have believed me when I said not to look.

Nah, he's alright. Just not really one for being around people, like you said.

[ Sorry, Sasuke. Let's just omit that whole thing where she was grossly infatuated with him and move on. ]

He probably thought they were some type of scroll with jutsu or something.

... If you had managed to get some kind of ninja spellbook like that, I wouldn't be having this conversation, I'd still be studying it.

[ She just looks amused. She's imagining Nightingale reading a Yamanaka scroll and finding out about the mind transfer thing ... ]

Well, there'd be no point in passing that around or looking at it anyways, since most people wouldn't understand how to do the basics leading up to it without being taught.

[she would be highly alarmed for many reasons tbh]

It would be a good way to test that thought about the similarities between my magic and yours, though.

[your ninja bullshit is magic and don't you dare try to say otherwise, ino.]

It's not magic ...

[ She will definitely try to say that. ]

I still don't really get why you think I couldn't just activate your chakra, though.

[ RPGs are confusing and weird ]

Because I have no idea what 'chakra' is, for one.

It's the energy we use to do what we do. It comes from the cells in your body, which everyone has.

[QUICKLY SWITCHING THIS TO PRIVATE, look what she's learned how to do!]

I don't mind trying if you really want to give it a shot, but... The body's all it needs to function?

[ Go Nightingale go! ]

It's supposed to work that way, yeah. But I thought you said you couldn't learn outside of your type of magic?

It's a possibility. I don't entirely know what I can and can't do right now. I'm fairly sure no one from my world has ever been in a position like mine before.

I'm... technically dead, after all. And I lost most of my abilities back then.

[ Hmm. ]

Well, we can try it out. It's a fairly simple process, and it's not going to hurt to give it a shot.

Okay, but if it does hurt, I get an 'I told you so'.

[ A little laugh ]

It won't. Unless me poking you in the ribs is enough to make you cry.

Depends on what you're poking me with.

My finger?

Seriously, it's harmless. There's just certain pressure points that need to be hit -- gently -- to get it flowing correctly.

I'll give it a shot, then, yeah.

Alright, cool. How about tomorrow, then?

[ Since this post is apparently a trainwreck that needs monitoring ]

Do you think this clusterfuck will have died down that quickly?

A girl can dream.

[ If it hasn't, though, she's ignoring it. At least for a little while. ]

If it hasn't, let me know, and I'll get drinks for you this time.

[ She's laughing now ]

How's the hangover? Gone yet?

Hangovers are for people who can't use magic.

Ooohh. I was going to offer some painkiller salve, but that works too.

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