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[misconceived]

WHO Chris Halliwell
BROADCAST Network unfiltered video.
ACTION The SS Huntress.
WHEN Shortly after the Shuffle.

Again?

[ This is a young man circling around as he's transported to his new ship, the SS Huntress. He's mostly talking to his new crewmates but there's that unknowing broadcast going out, too. ]

Moved around twice in twenty-four hours, and this one is not nearly as nice as the first one. We're supposed to stay here while we play this stupid game? [ Psht. ] Which, by the way, I didn't sign up for. Did anyone? Because I was in the middle of something, you know, important.

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[wilder]

[He shrugs]

It's not like I'd attend the executions unless I had to. And everyone tends to enjoy the fights with paying participants more. People are there mostly just to see a good fight.

But hey, an honorable death in battle against monsters? There's worse ways to go.

[misconceived]

You just said people could still die even then.

Wait, your people feeds your prisoners to monsters?

[ Yes, Chris is upset. This is kind of completely terrible to do to other human beings. ]

[wilder]

Yes, but accidents happen in a lot of activities. Anyway, the entry fee's really expensive to deter anyone who doesn't really know what they're getting into from entering.

[Like you better reload your game if you fail because screw paying that fee more than once!!]

If the crime's serious enough.

[Of if they're half-elves but...well, at least he got THAT law changed before he croaked]

[misconceived]

Entry fees? Doesn't that just mean the rich and the dumb?

Oh, so that makes it okay.

[wilder]

[muttered] Sadly not as many as you'd expect.

[So much love for his fellow noblemen here]

That depends on the circumstances and your point of view. Mostly, it is what it is. Tethe'allans aren't exactly known for their pacifism.

[misconceived]

Yeah, that's way more than just not being pacifists.

[wilder]

[He just shrugs; totally unfazed] Yeah, well- that's Tethe'allans. And people wonder why I'm not constantly overwhelmed with homesickness.

So where are you from? Somewhere advanced enough to have TVs, right?

[misconceived]

Earth. Uh, San Francisco if you know where that is. [ He has never before heard of Tethe'alla but there's plenty of instances of one-sided knowledge that he's not predisposed to assuming both will be clueless. ]

[wilder]

I know of Earth, but not that city. Which country is it in?

[misconceived]

America. California, down in the southwest of the country. You ever heard of those?

[wilder]

[He seems consider it for a moment]

- Oh! Yeah! That's the region near Vegas and New Mexico, right? I've been to those places.

[misconceived]

Yeah. You've been there?

[wilder]

Yes.

[a beat]

It's a long story.

[misconceived]

Is there anything else I should be doing with my time? Not exactly a whole lot of places to go or sights to see right now.

[wilder]

Learn to sew? Read a book?

Sorry, I just don't have nearly enough alcohol on hand to tell you that story.

[misconceived]

[ That's an amused scoff there. First thing to get him to crack a smile so far. ]

That kind of story, huh? Never mind. Do we actually have books here?

[wilder]

[A sigh]

Sadly not many. You find some on the planets but...so far they haven't been hubs of great literature.

[misconceived]

I guess sitting around enjoying a book isn't so entertaining for the people at home.

[wilder]

Trust me, I'm sure watching us read would be as entertaining as 90% of what goes on in these ships to pass the time.

[misconceived]

That's not encouraging.

[wilder]

Thaaat's the Drift Fleet!

[misconceived]

What the hell kind of TV show doesn't even give us anything to do?

[wilder]

Beats me.

[Since for real, he meant it when he said he hasn't watched TV before]

[misconceived]

[ Yeah, it was sarcastic anyway. ]

I'm surprised they don't issue us... I don't know, stupid objectives or something every week. That's what stuff like this usually does. [ Even the demons got that part right. ]

[wilder]

Uh...could you not give the crazy kidnapping tv-makers ideas?