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[percolates]

Who: Ciri and you!
Broadcast: Fleetwide video.
Action: On the Marsiva! Feel free to tap her on the shoulder and say hi.
When: Nooooow, a little bit after her arrival.

[video]

[For someone who looks like she stepped out of some medieval era, Ciri doesn't seem too alarmed by all the space and technology. It's easy enough for her to figure out how to broadcast, and she peers into the camera for a moment before speaking.]

So, two questions: where can I get a sword, and how exactly are my abilities dampened, here? [Because the first thing she tried to do was teleport back to Skellige, only for a whole lot of nothing to happen. Maybe if she didn't have enemies to demolish she'd actually feel some relief about the fact that what makes her a target for so many people is gone.] I can't be the only one. Someone must be very skilled to figure out how to keep that much control over us.

And... one more thing. I don't suppose any of my companions have found themselves here. [She frowns, brow creasing with worry. It's unlikely. She knows how sudden world-hopping works... or doesn't work. Still, she must try.] Geralt? Yennefer? Triss?

Comments

[pneumo]

[ And Ciri gets a winning smile. There is no suspicious here. ]

And I come housebroken♥ [ So she's going to totally let him into her house now, right? ]

[percolates]

I cannot imagine anyone would be pleased if you pissed on the floor.

[It's so clean.]

[pneumo]

That's why I'm saying I'm housebroken.... [ CIRI. ] I'm very well-behaved!

[percolates]

You'd best be.

[Okay, enough with the threats. Surely he gets it.]

Perhaps someone here can fashion something for your eyes, lest you open a wrong door and end up outside.

[pneumo]

Y-yeah... That probably wouldn't be very fun. [ Not that he'd die, but still. Floating in the vacuum of space? Not fun. ]

If I could find the light switches that'd be a lot easier though.

[percolates]

Frightened people in an unfamiliar place in the dark? Not a good idea.

[pneumo]

...You don't look very frightened. What about just the two of us then?♥

[percolates]

I'm not easily frightened nor seduced. [Little infant vampire that knocks into things.]

[pneumo]

[ He will take little infant vampire over gross gremlin vampire-thing any day. And Sascha will also not be so easily discouraged!! ]

Can we at least holds hands?

[percolates]

[He's more like a needy dog than a man-bat sort of deal.]

No.

[What the fuck.]

You've no chance, so if I were you I'd quit while I was ahead.

[pneumo]

[ He will take needy dog if it means he can sleep at the foot of her bed when she least expects it ]

But I'm lonelyyyyyy....

[percolates]

How are you lonely? You're in a room full of people!

[CIRI DOESN'T CUDDLE unless you're her family.]

[pneumo]

But I want to be in a room full of your arms.

[ Being honest here and NOT JUST FLIRTING. As shocking as it may be, he is just that starved for attention. ]

[percolates]

[He's worse than Dandelion.]

Has that ever once worked for you?

[pneumo]

[ ...Yes. Yes he is. ]

Nope, but never say never right?

[percolates]

Now is not the time to test your luck.

[Seriously, bro.]

[pneumo]

But it at least got your mind off things here a bit right? You don't smell as worried. [ :D he smells people too btw ]

[percolates]

[It's true but--ugh. Ciri sighs.]

What else do you smell?

[Anything actually useful?]

[pneumo]

About you? Plenty! [ Or did she means something actually useful like about the ship... ]

[percolates]

[Can you smell where the airlock is? She's curious.]

About the ship. The people here.

[pneumo]

[ yes. It resides within her COLD HEART HEART. ]

Oh! There's a lot of people here♥ [ He's so helpfulllll ] And pretty much most of them are human? And few I can't really tell.

[percolates]

[Maybe they can use him to sniff out truffles.]

That's all? Nothing more? This is your moment to shine.

[pneumo]

...Do you want their blood types or something?? They smell like normal people! It's not like I can tell what colour their underwear is just from that.

[ MONTHLY CYCLES HOWEVER... ]

Your are made of cotton though. [ Cotton, fur, WHATEVER SHE'S GOT DOWN THERE. Pretend he said that word. ]

[percolates]

[Ugh.]

You're useless.

[pneumo]

[ She totally loves him. ]

That's mean.... I have uses. [ Just none that are currently all that relevant ]