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[save_the_souls]

Who: Allen Walker
Broadcast: Video!
Action: Blue Fish
When: Today!

[For those who have been here awhile, it's a familiar feed. Allen's standing in behind a table in the lab, looking positive. Meanwhile Timcanpy sits behind him on a shelf, wearing a glowy stripe ribbon on his tail while he flaps his wings around- as if doing some sort of sign language interpretation for what Allen's saying]

Hello everyone! For those who don't know me, I'm Allen Walker, I'm one of the medics in the fleet. There seems to be a lot of new faces lately, so...either welcome aboard, or sorry you've been dragged into this- whatever you'd prefer.

[He clears his throat]

Anyway, just a couple quick announcements today! We'll be holding our bi-monthly blood drive the first weekend of February! The blood donated will be kept in case of medical emergencies that require a blood transfusion - in other words, using scientific methods to help someone whose lost a lot of blood. If you are interested in donating, we will pay you in money! In fact, we'll even pay you double the rate we usually pay since I know many of you are tight on funds.

So if you're interested and you're over the age of 16, please fill out the form attached to this video. [And what do you know, it's there] If you're interested in volunteering, please let me know. Vampires interested in volunteering will need to be able to have restraint around blood and will not be allowed to sample the blood.

This time, the drive will take place on the SS Paisley [Due to someone's psychotic sister making Blue Fish tightening up security], a thank you to Captain Alex and First Mate Stefan for the hospitality.

And of course, there will be cookies.

[Right, that out of the way]

Secondly, I'm sure everyone has noticed by now the crates that showed up in their cargo bay. My crewmate's scanner managed to detect they are gumballs inside that contain some unfamiliar substance. If there's anyone whose already opened their crate and would be willing to donate some of the cargo to our lab for us to study, we would be happy to give you money for it. [Though not nearly enough to cover the fee you'll get for breaking it open. Suckahs] Thank you.

That's all I have for today. Thank you and have a wonderful day! [He gives a wave, then cuts the feed]

[OOC: As always, the blood drive will be handwaved!]

Comments

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[save_the_souls]

Thanks, Kirito. We'll yell for help if we need it.

[You know if Nanako goes mad with power at the cookie table and all]

Aww, guess I was too slow. That's alright, I just thought I'd try to ask.

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[huaaaaagh]

No, it's a fair question, and there's bound to be someone who's taken some out. I'm curious about what you'd find too. Why would they get us to transport that if it isn't secretly sketchy?

[Because seriously, gumballs? Why? Who needs gumballs that badly?]

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[save_the_souls]

Mm...that's my thoughts on it. Then again, it could just be because something about the gumballs are illegal in this area of space. Places have strange laws all the time. I remember one moon that made having fancy hair illegal.

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[huaaaaagh]

[Fancy... hair...]

Maybe station management got tired of having to pay janitorial staff to scrape gum off the bottom of tables years ago.

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[save_the_souls]

Ah, I couldn't blame them if that's the case. The stuff's gross to clean off.

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[huaaaaagh]

What, have you done that?

[You look like somebody out of a JRPG, Allen, he would not expect that.]

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[save_the_souls]

...Yeah?

I used to work part time at a candy shop. [That's right, something normal out of someone so weird looking] Gum would end up in a lot of spots.

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[huaaaaagh]

[w h a t]

I... literally would never have guessed that.

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[save_the_souls]

Ha....why not?

[Go on say it kirito. Say you're a animeist ]

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[huaaaaagh]

[He is a bit.]

You just. Don't look the type.

[You've got a freaking star on your face what did you expect him to say.]

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[save_the_souls]

[Lightly scolding]

Kirito, just because I have an unusual appearance doesn't mean every aspect of my life is unusual.

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[huaaaaagh]

Sorry, sorry. It sort of becomes the expectation when your life is a video game.

[His girlfriend has wings and blue hair most of the time and his buddies ride dragons. "Normal" is that thing that happens to other people.]

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[save_the_souls]

It's alright. Just be more careful about assuming things about people here.

[He'll smile at him now]

It was actually a really nice candy shop, and a good job too, gum aside. The only truly annoying part was that it was owned by a Shinigami, so I had to handle the inventory a lot, since he was invisible to most of our suppliers.

[....Yeah. He was screwing with you. Everything about Allen's life is weird as hell]

1/3

[huaaaaagh]

Huh. That's-

[huaaaaagh]

[.....]

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[huaaaaagh]

I knew it!

[u lil shit]

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[save_the_souls]

[Allen laughs; oh yes he regrets nothing]

It was normal besides that!

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[huaaaaagh]

Okay, I was at least half right. Dare I ask how you ended up working for an invisible Shinigami?

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[save_the_souls]

I had to pay off a debt, and he was nice enough to offer me a job to help me.

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[huaaaaagh]

So if he's invisible, how'd you manage it?

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[save_the_souls]

He was only invisible to people who had no spirit ability, from what I understand. I have some ability in that, so I was able to see him fine.

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[huaaaaagh]

[THE PLOT THICKENS]

You know what, I don't feel bad about judging you anymore.

[you lying liarpants tease]

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[save_the_souls]

[He laughs again]

I'm sorry....if it makes you feel better, I think most people that lived in the castle there could see him. [Weird castle rules and all] So it wasn't that unusual.

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[huaaaaagh]

You lived in a very unusual place, if that sort of thing becomes the norm.

[He will not be fooled again, bro]

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[save_the_souls]

You could say that. It was a place like this one, but not in space.