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Who: Jim Barnes
Broadcast: Fleetwide.
Action: nope.
When: Feb 2.

Two questions:

1. Has anyone managed to fix the "modifications" made to our ships a few months ago?

2. Has anyone else found their personal items being sold on this station?

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[ Jim catches Clint's hand at the wrist, lightly — he himself doesn't like restraints and archers are sensitive about their hands. ]

Some punchline.

[vagabond_code]

Well you kinda ruined it.

[He isn't bitter though - overall it went better than he expected.]

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And here I thought you never missed.

[ he's hilarious, Clint. Anyway, the kitchen. There's a large table for a crew of ten, plus one guest. Jim gestures in its direction, Clint can sit anywhere he likes. ]

You in the mood for steak, or soup?

[vagabond_code]

[Actually that was pretty funny. Clint took a seat, as instructed, on the side of the table closest to where he guessed Jim would be spending most of his time.]

Soup. What kind of soup?

[No matter what the answer was, there was no way he was going to take from what he assumed must be very limited stores of meat.]

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They translated it as some kind of fish; I got the stock from the last planet we were on.

[ lightly, ]

Hope you're not allergic to alien food.

[vagabond_code]

How would I know?

[A shrug. Then, a raising of both eyes.]

What if you were allergic to the standard gels and powers? Can you imagine?

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[ He places the bowl in front of Clint, as well as cutlery, and the soup pot is heating on the small stove. ]

You know, I'll manage.

[ #supersoldier life. ]

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[Clint avoided the urge to pick up his knife before the food arrived.]

Is it just us?

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[ Jim sits opposite, wiping his hands on the towel carefully. ]

Yeah. Unless you want my better half, too.

[vagabond_code]

Better half?

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You've met the other James Barnes, right?

[vagabond_code]

Not face-to-face, but yeah. That has to be...

...wild.

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Seein' double is wild, now?

[vagabond_code]

Not much wilder than pym particles I guess, but wilder than a hot-dog. There's got to be a scale.

[Granted Clint wouldn't complain if there was another Hawkeye sitting beside him, but another Clint Barton? It would take some getting used to.]

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My scale is zero to aliens.

[ He's old-fashioned. Sue him. ]

[vagabond_code]

That's alien-people.

Alien-fish get a pass.

[What about alien fish-people? Clint had been on the communicator with what looked like some sort of orange octopus-head-girl. She seemed normal enough.]

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Time to see what our alien fish is like, huh?

[ Gesturing for Clint to try his soup first. ]

[vagabond_code]

[He wasn't procrastinating. It was just that for some reason being around this guy made Clint feel like he should do the manners-y thing. He'd be waiting for his host to eat first.

The problem was, he was way out of practice.]

How do they fish them?

[Now that he had the go-ahead, he took the spoon in hand and scooped up a level-serving of soup, making sure to get a hunk of fish-meat too.]

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With these special nets, attached to the rods. Not too big, just about [ he gestures, about the size of a violin case ] no explosives. Pretty swell.

[vagabond_code]

No explosives?

That's almost strangely specific.

[Chew chew, swallow. He didn't eat fish extremely often, except for the occasional anchovy. This was partially because it wasn't in his list of favorite things, and secondarily because it seemed a little too delicate and classy as far as meat went. He raised his eyebrows at the soup though, and nodded, and kept eating.]

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[ He snorts. ]

Isn't dynamite fishing all the rage these days?

[vagabond_code]

Well ya kill a lot more fish than you catch that way.

And it's bad for coral.

[He'd hear that somewhere.]

So last I heard, no. I think it's illegal most places.

[Clint fished with a bow and arrow, but then, he's tie his shoe laces with a bow and arrow if he could.]