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My name is Max. ([personal profile] theroadwarrior) wrote in [community profile] driftfleet2016-02-03 03:13 am

A WORD FROM YOUR SPONSORS: TREAT YO' SELF (or don't)

Who: Max Rockatansky
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: SS Starstruck
When: Lately, idk. Today??

[The feed opens up rather oddly, but then, Max almost never posts anything. So that in of itself is weird. The video catches Max wandering back and forth in the cargo bay of the Starstruck — apparently working on some minor damages to one of the shuttles. Likely a piloting gig, considering how much he'd been out of the ship and making chips on the side. He looks like an oil monkey right about now, black grease on his forehead and a general unkempt-ness about him from his time without bothering to trim his hair at all, in any way. Who has time for that crap? Not Max.

He makes a confused sort of sound off the screen, and then stops in front of the table that the feed is streaming from with a... box? It appears to be a new arrival, a confusing thing that Max can't figure out the original delivery time on. The label on it, if you turn your head, appears to say:

TO: MEATHEAD
BUTCHER
MR. SURVIVALIST
PILOT TWO
FOOL
POUTYLIPS

FROM: YOUR SPECIAL SPONSOR!


Max clicks the metallic locks on either side and with a HISSS, the box opens. What could be inside...?! Hell if he knows. He stares unimpressed at the giftbasket crammed full of... particular hygienic products. Shaving cream, razors, body spray, shampoos —]




[The name, of course, is actually just generic, changed just slightly from their Earth counterpart. XES is clearly more sensual than AXE. Not that Max is familiar with any of them anyway, but still. He continues his unimpressed stare as an electronic voice emits from said box. It kind of sounds like SIRI. Also something he is not familiar with.]

"Congratulations on your sponsor gift! Mysterious quiet type, what a sale! Here's a little something on behalf of sponsors watching; maybe a little self-maintenance is just the trick to make the lady viewers—"

[Max calmly shoves the box off the table, out of sight, with a great clatter.]


No.


[Can he get back to work now, that was a waste of his life he's not getting back. If you'll excuse him, he'll be going back to his next line of work: shoving non-perishable cans of food into one of the supply closets with the grim expression of a man who's Lumberjack Slam arrived to his table at Denny's cold. All while continuing — such a rebel — to smell like a sweaty human car engine.]
mucked: (☂ and made my way back home)

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[personal profile] mucked 2016-02-16 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[ she searches his eyes for a moment. he'd rebuked her, but it hasn't had much effect. at least -- she hasn't shrank away from his attention. he'd have to be a lot louder and a lot more horrible to even inspire a flinch. ]

So long as you walk with me. [ an ultimatum -- almost tender, had it not been for the tin in her voice. or the bayonet's edge. it's a call to strength. a challenge given: she will not leave him behind to this madness in this moment, so he'd better damned well keep pace. ]
mucked: (☂ it's nothing to cry about)

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[personal profile] mucked 2016-02-18 02:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[ -- a hitch of her own, now, within her step. her heel catches on the cobble and she stops walking. for a moment, she might be worried he's fallen back into his dark muttering of earlier. but then she sees the knives. paradoxically, this fresh context it something of a relief. ]

You're not wrong, [ she offers. peggy presses her hand against the window, thoughtless of the prints she leaves behind. ] I wouldn't take those to a roast beef picnic, let alone a job.

[ ... ] We'll need a better strategy for figuring out where the decent weaponry is sold in town.
mucked: (☂ in that detective motion picture)

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[personal profile] mucked 2016-02-19 10:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ shrewd eyes stay on him. now comes a judgement call: does he need the time alone, or does he simply want to hide the ugliness of his process from her attention? the former she wouldn't mind indulging, but the latter cuts her to the quick.

gently: ]
It's not an hour you need to spend alone. I promise you I'm no stranger to dark alley deals. We could -- we could have each others' backs.

[ perhaps a step too far. but they're crew, now. like two soldiers in the trenches. they need to learn how to depend upon one another. ]
mucked: (☂ i laughed and shook his hand)

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[personal profile] mucked 2016-02-25 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Do call me if -- [ there's trouble. but that's a busybody's answer. so she revises. ] If you see something worth our credits. I want to carry my financial weight in this endeavour.

[ sorta saved. ]
mucked: (☂ i'll follow you into the dark)

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[personal profile] mucked 2016-02-26 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
An hour. [ she holds out her hand -- determined to have him shake upon the deal. like an oath between compatriots. ] And then we meet back here. Promptly.