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[misterprongs]

Who: James Potter [misterprongs]
Broadcast: Fleetwide!
Action: U.S.S. Paisley.
When: Now!

[ james has been on the fleet for some time now, and has gotten into a routine. said routine has been shifted about slightly, due to their landing on the station. he's been working and exploring the city and trying out half a dozen things that he probably shouldn't, but for now, he's decided to embark on an entirely different adventure. ]

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ε=ε=┏( ・＿・)┛

ᕕ( ◎_◎)ᕗ

ʕ•̫͡•ʕ*̫͡*ʕ•͓͡•ʔ-̫͡-ʕ•̫͡•ʔ*̫͡*ʔ-̫͡-ʔ

(,,꒪꒫꒪,,)

!!Σ(ﾟДﾟ;≡≡≡≡≡ヾ(;ﾟдﾟ)/

－(゜Д゜;)-ン! ＼| ￣ヘ￣|／

＼| ￣ヘ￣|／ ʕ•̫͡•ʕ*̫͡*ʕ•͓͡•ʔ-̫͡-ʕ•̫͡•ʔ*̫͡*ʔ-̫͡-ʔ

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Comments

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Okay, I like emoji, but. There's a limit. An emoji threshold.

You've crossed that.

This is officially Too Much Emoji.

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[misterprongs]

I find your lack of appreciation for art to be downright offensive, Max.

Honestly, this is an emotional retelling of what may be a true story.

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[timelapsed]

I have all the appreciation for art, thank you very much.

Including the art of emoji. ;)

Try not to burn your audiences out on it though.

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[misterprongs]

What's the acceptable ratio of emoji usage, then? Emoji per sentence, if you would.

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[timelapsed]

One emoji per sentence is acceptable. :>

Two emoji at once for emphasis. \o\ /o/

One emoji per text if you're talking to Chloe. D:

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[misterprongs]

Thank you, Professor Caulfield! Much gratitude.

I've gotten the hint that your friend Chloe isn't strictly in the business of emoji.

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[timelapsed]

I could totally be an emoji professor. Even if I don't think Chloe would approve.

Try not to overload her on the emoji. I think you two would get along mad well otherwise.

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[misterprongs]

I'll do my best to avoid the practice.

But I'll completely encourage your pursuit of emoji professorship.

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[timelapsed]

Stefan will have to expand my sign. Max Caulfield Official Fleet Photographer and Emoji Professor

^_^

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[misterprongs]

I will happily pay for said expansion. （⌒▽⌒）

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[timelapsed]

Dude, do u actually have money?

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[misterprongs]

It turns out magic is a popular entertainment tool, so I've some money.

Most of my funds are locked away though.

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[timelapsed]

I should really look into finding a way to earn some of my own money

:/

Any advice for a magicless girl?

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[misterprongs]

None, I'm afraid.

I've been shamelessly using my talents for evil.