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Who: Leto Atreides the II
Broadcast: Video
Action: Hospitality Deck, Marsiva
When: Feb 4th

[ The video activates itself to reveal a young man staring into space. His eyes are probably the most startling thing about him. Bright, eerily blue eyes that seem to pierce the fabric of reality. You may also see brown flecks of creatures embedded into his skin, near the neck and face.

And suddenly his gaze snaps back to the camera and he is all smiles and good intentions, as if a switch had been turned on. He sits on one of the many beds on the Marsiva Deck and kicks his legs, caught between the impression of a boy and a man.

( or something much older and far more dangerous ) ]

I do not need the spiel and I'm sure you are all quite thankful for that, but I am curious to know what qualifies as entertainment for our most benevolent hosts?

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[Yeah he's just... gonna rub the bridge of his nose at those numbers.]

What do you mean, more than one conversation? How does that help? Wouldn't it just be easier to ask what year I'm from if that's what you're trying to figure out?

You're a little past the year 2000 on Earth, correct?

[ It's not hard, considering his speech and manner. ] But there's far too much time between us, not to mention the calendar changes. I could do it, but it requires a great deal of effort on my part.

[ Not to mention he would have to dive into his own consciousness, to ask his ancestors. And he hates doing that unless it's absolutely necessary. ]

...Yeah. 2012. [That's, an impressive guess for someone who's possibly millions of years away. He'd be lucky to pinpoint anything before the '20s.]

What do-what do you mean it would require effort?

[ He sighs and taps his temple lightly. ]

In here, in my mind, resides my family. Every branch, every ancestor lingers in here as a ghost of themselves. I can access their memories, their skills, their thoughts.

[ His lip curls in distaste. It will sound very impressive to others. Always carrying his family, never fully parted. How little do people know. ]

As it stands, I guessed your year easily because I knew many who came from that particular time in history.

...[That's-] So, every blood relative that's ever come before you, you can see every one of their memories?

[Here comes the serious question.] Even the sexual ones? [Because, man, he thinks it's gross just watching his Nana and grandpa kiss, he can't even imagine being able to see that.

That's not a gift, man, that' s a damn curse.]

[ Okay, his lips twitch in amusement. It's been some time since someone has made that kind of connection. ]

All of them.

Oh man. That's. [And he chuckles lightly.] That's like Twilight level of cruelty. All the porn you can access, but it's all family members getting it on.

Can you control which memories you see? How have you not gone nuts with that many other people bouncing around in your head? I mean, you seem sane.

[ His calm expression flickers just a bit - but enough to suggest that sanity is not always the case when it comes to people like him - the Abominations. ]

I had very good support from other people. Though I would probably not claim to be sane.

[Oh, hit a nerve did he?]

Well. That makes sense. So, what crazy things do you do? [Yep. He's just going to flat out ask.]

That depends on your definition of crazy.

[ His expression has long since smoothed over into teasing congeniality. ]

Like, for instance, an army man going on to become a cruise captain.

Reserve. That's like, the half-assed way of being an army man. It's one weekend a month. And you're deflecting.

[And he waggles a reprimanding finger.]

And I don't know. Lets start at like Hannibal Lecter crazy and work our way from there.

Hannibal . . . Lecter . . .

[ He repeats the name quizzically, until the knowledge swims to the forefront of his mind. Ah. Perhaps not a good time to discuss the Fremen custom of using the water of the dead. ]

I have not eaten anyone if that is what you mean.

[ What constitutes as crazy in the past? Leto isn't sure anymore. It's been some time since he's dealt with this situation. Dean would know, would have reminded him.

Finally he shrugs helplessly. ]

I do not know where to start.

So cannibalism can be eighty-sixed. Alright. Down the list then.

Genocide.
Patricide or matricide.
Homicide.
Pretty much any kind of icide?

[ He cocks an eyebrow at that. In a way, these interactions remind him a lot of Dean Winchester. Blandly, he speaks. ]

None of the above. My mother died at childbirth and my father died in my arms three years ago. My aunt killed herself. My grandfather was summarily murdered by my great grandfather.

I'm not sure which icide this falls under, but I defer to your expertise on the matter.

That. [And he shifts slightly in his seat, head tilted to the side.] That's a hell of a family history. You, uh- okay? [And he's totally not taking a moment to act like a caring human being just because he knows what it's like to lose parents. That's not it at all.]

[ His demeanor warms over. Humans. So often frustrating and young and so naive and yet. It's little moments like these that constantly remind Leto that he made the right choice. And that he'd do it all over again. ]

I'm fine. It was all some time ago and I no longer regret what came to pass.

Yeah? What came to pass? [Maybe he should be a little skeptical of a guy who's willing to let himself get quizzed so easily by a practical stranger, but damn if it isn't a nice change from the guys he usually has to deal with.]

A happy ending of sorts.

[ Humanity's survival is ensured, even though Leto's humanity is destroyed. He shrugs again. ]

It's why I'm not particularly fussed about being here. All my affairs are in order.

[He can't help the shake of his head at those words. Sounds like a man who's ready to die. Who else says all their affairs are in order? He's still not all that pleased to be here. And the biggest thing going on in his life was trying to win a gentleman's agreement.]

Well. Congrats on the happy ending.

[ Well. A couple of hundred years from now, at least. He drawls. ]

Why, thank you. I picked it out myself.

Well, aren't you lucky. [And he smirks.] So, good memories then for whoever inherits everything inside your head then, huh? Or do you have to have a kid for that? Do you have...you look kinda young.

That's not how it works.

[ And that's a terrifying thought. ]

And I won't be providing the heirs. Which, I think, the universe can be thankful for.

How does it work? [He already said no to munching on brains, but it's still the first answer that comes to mind.]

...Okay, and after you're done answering, remind me to go back to the list of insane things you might have done.

[ Dry, but not angry. ]

I'm glad I exist for your entertainment.

But to answer your question, it has to do with a certain drug.

[Oh, is the hundred and one questions game getting irritating? His brow arches slightly at that, but he shrugs it off and presses his lips together-it's a bit of a duck face look, really- before it slips back to something normal.]

What can I say, I'm a curious guy. [Comes with the job.] And you're still answering.

[So. to carry on:] That-uh...a drug really? [Yeah, that's not making much sense.]