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[nextlineis]

Who: Anonymous (Joseph Joestar) and you!
Broadcast: Text
Action: Not really
When: Now!

Valentine's Day is coming up! ♥(ˆ⌣ˆԅ)

For those of you who don't know, that's a holiday for lovers where you exchange gifts and do something special together. It happens every year on February 14th!

Anyway, since it's coming up, that got me thinking, what'd be your ideal date? Well. What's your ideal date out of what we got available? Or I guess what would make for a good date?

No, why settle?!

Let's go with a G R E A T date. So? What is it? Hmmmmmmm? °₊·ˈ∗♡(ʃƪ ˘ ³˘)♡∗ˈ‧₊°

[A slight delay before:]

I'm asking for a friend.

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[alwayscomeback]

Asking for a friend

Right. Sure. Subtle.

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[nextlineis]

You don't have any way to prove otherwise. SO answer the question!

[alwayscomeback]

...Sure, why the heck not.

[He's just going to be bitter and alone for the holiday anyway. Someone might as well enjoy it. ]

Did you ask your friend what the datee in question enjoys doing? If they want to make it something special, making it personal is a good start.

[nextlineis]

[How bitter will it make him to know Joseph's got not one, but two people to spend it with?]

I know a couple of things they like. But some of it wouldn't make good date material. Definitely not for everyone involved anyway.

[GOD, CAESAR, GET SOME HOBBIES.]

[alwayscomeback]

[SUPER bitter. ]

That bad, huh?

Okay. So are they adventurous? Quiet? Give me something to work with here.

[nextlineis]

[Now here's the conundrum. How to talk about what Suzie and Caesar are both like without giving away that there's two people involved or giving too much away that they'd be easy to identify. Damn. Suzie and Caesar are both pretty different. He stalls.]

I don't want to out my friend...

[C'mon Joseph, think. There's definitely things that they have in common that won't maybe be too obvious. Stay generic.]

But I do know they're a little hopelessly romantic. They need a little convincing to try new things, but they usually have fun once they give it a shot. And I don't think they care about stuff all that much. I mean having things. They don't care about that.

[alwayscomeback]

Okay.

How about a walk in the park? You can even set up a picnic. Daytime OR night-time, that can be a really nice date. Quiet, not too flashy.

[nextlineis]

Yeah... Yeah, that could work! As long as there's a good place where there aren't that many people around anyway.

[alwayscomeback]

Well, if you pick the night, it'll be even quieter. Try and get some lanterns or something, and it'll look really nice. She/he will be wiped off their feet.

[He might as well use his ideas somewhere, seen as he's forever alone. ]