003 ★ ANONYMOUS text

[nextlineis]

Who: Anonymous (Joseph Joestar) and you!
Broadcast: Text
Action: Not really
When: Now!

Valentine's Day is coming up! ♥(ˆ⌣ˆԅ)

For those of you who don't know, that's a holiday for lovers where you exchange gifts and do something special together. It happens every year on February 14th!

Anyway, since it's coming up, that got me thinking, what'd be your ideal date? Well. What's your ideal date out of what we got available? Or I guess what would make for a good date?

No, why settle?!

Let's go with a G R E A T date. So? What is it? Hmmmmmmm? °₊·ˈ∗♡(ʃƪ ˘ ³˘)♡∗ˈ‧₊°

[A slight delay before:]

I'm asking for a friend.

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[nulliverse]

lounging on the sofa together surrounded by pets watching ancient aliens and having eating contests

[Does that sound oddly specific? Yes. Is she missing someone so much she feels like a part of her heart's been carved out with a spoon, and is this just making it worse? Oh yes.]

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[nextlineis]

That's really specific, but I don't think there are ancient aliens around here. Or many sofas. 〈(゜。゜)

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[alwayscomeback]

Asking for a friend

Right. Sure. Subtle.

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[nextlineis]

You don't have any way to prove otherwise. SO answer the question!

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[greyjane]

[Utter deadpan,]

A dear friend of mine introduced me to 'Netflix and chill' and I have to say, nothing's quite beaten it yet.

[Thank you, Shatterstar.]

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[nextlineis]

What the hell is Netflix?

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[ragazzina]

The best dates definitely start with lots of good food!!! You can't have a great date without great food, especially if it's a big homestyle plate for two people to share from together!! (ʃƪ ✿˘ ³˘)♡∗ˈ‧₊°

But you have to do lots of other romantic things too!! You should definitely tell your friend that what's most important is making the person you're with happy, so every date will be a little different — you have to think of them first!!! But some things are always good places to start, like going to a quiet place with a scenic view, or walking through the park holding hands, or dancing! Things that will let you stay close to the person you're with, that's absolutely the best thing of all, because they're the reason you're on the date in the first place!!!!

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[nextlineis]

It sounds like you could use some help narrowing down ideas for just one date! ♡✧。 ( ◍＞◡＜◍)。✧♡

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[willak]

[THROUGH THE POWER OF ANON, RAY HAS FEELINGS]

Great date? Crap food, some movies, laughing and maybe some necking if you feel like it.

[She misses Hector something fierce.]

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[nextlineis]

I don't think the crap food would go over so well, but the rest doesn't sound so bad. ( ๑‾̀◡‾́)σ»

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[pain_train]

okay so like

mardi gras parade and i got fucking wasted off my ass and lost all my clothes and we did body shots and then he gave me a piggy back ride and we jousted with a bunch of other people and won so that was probably the best day ever

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[nextlineis]

I'm not sure that makes the best date material for most people... 「(°ヘ°)

[Frankly, he's not actually sure about 98% of what she's said.]

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[discessum]

[ Alisaie doesn't understand any of this. It's a foreign language to her except it's written in words she can obviously read. ]

Perchance this the reason for all the love-related talk as of late? I thought it peculiar upon my arrival.

How many suns is it until this February 14th?

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[nextlineis]

Why are you talking so weird?

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[flameandpassion]

[ well this post is 100% more tolerable than vash's and that's with the annoying emojis.

but seriously, when was the last time she went on a date? it was with nathaniel, certainly, but what did they do? ]

I just like staying in and enjoying each other's company.

Dinner is nice.

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[nextlineis]

You're a quieter sort of person then? I'm not sure if I'd be into that quiet of an evening myself, but I'd definitely take that over the "bring grenades" suggestion from earlier. [Wait.] My friend probably will, too.

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[pneumo]

I like friends!

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[nextlineis]

That doesn't have a whole lot to do with what I'm asking. You know that, right? ヾ(´･ ･｀｡)ノ”

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[firstrebel]

[ 'Asking for a friend', suuuuuure. But, what harm can there be in answering the question, if vaguely? ]

Just some quiet time alone is about all I'd want.

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[nextlineis]

[Sssshhh, ssshhh. He's being smooth as hell right now.]

You wouldn't want to be doing something?

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[theirinurpants]

Something the other person would enjoy? I mean, I've never really done anything like that, but if you like someone you should want to do something they like, right?

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[nextlineis]

You don't think maybe it should be something a little more special than that?

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[paraclete]

I think just being with a lover sounds nice. Sitting together. Enjoying their presence.

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[nextlineis]

You don't think maybe you should do something special?

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[ino]

Wouldn't it kind of depend on what your "friend" likes?

[ She is super not buying the friend thing, but whatever. ]

As for me, as long as I'm with the person I love, I don't really mind anything. I guess it would be nice to just have the chance to be alone with that person for a little while ... and I'd make him some chocolate!

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[nextlineis]

Why would you make chocolate? Couldn't you just buy some?

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[sandhate]

You're joking. There's a specific day for this?

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[nextlineis]

What? Not a romantic at heart?

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[intelligently]

Your 'friend' might not like our dates.

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[nextlineis]

Well yeah, but it helps it have suggestions.