003 ★ ANONYMOUS text

[nextlineis]

Who: Anonymous (Joseph Joestar) and you!
Broadcast: Text
Action: Not really
When: Now!

Valentine's Day is coming up! ♥(ˆ⌣ˆԅ)

For those of you who don't know, that's a holiday for lovers where you exchange gifts and do something special together. It happens every year on February 14th!

Anyway, since it's coming up, that got me thinking, what'd be your ideal date? Well. What's your ideal date out of what we got available? Or I guess what would make for a good date?

No, why settle?!

Let's go with a G R E A T date. So? What is it? Hmmmmmmm? °₊·ˈ∗♡(ʃƪ ˘ ³˘)♡∗ˈ‧₊°

[A slight delay before:]

I'm asking for a friend.

Comments

[nextlineis]

I know. But that's an added layer to protect my friend.

[willak]

Well I'll wish your "friend" a good date then.

[nextlineis]

Why are you putting quotation marks around it?

[willak]

Because I don't believe you?

[nextlineis]

Why?

[willak]

Because it's the biggest cliche in the book to be asking about something for a friend when you don't want anyone to know it's for you?

In fact, it's practically short hand for 'I want to know but I'm too chicken shit to ask for myself'.

[nextlineis]

[Deep breaths, Jojo. Don't lose your cool. Sssshhh...]

Well that just goes to show how little you know.

[willak]

Whatever