003 ★ ANONYMOUS text

[nextlineis]

Who: Anonymous (Joseph Joestar) and you!
Broadcast: Text
Action: Not really
When: Now!

Valentine's Day is coming up! ♥(ˆ⌣ˆԅ)

For those of you who don't know, that's a holiday for lovers where you exchange gifts and do something special together. It happens every year on February 14th!

Anyway, since it's coming up, that got me thinking, what'd be your ideal date? Well. What's your ideal date out of what we got available? Or I guess what would make for a good date?

No, why settle?!

Let's go with a G R E A T date. So? What is it? Hmmmmmmm? °₊·ˈ∗♡(ʃƪ ˘ ³˘)♡∗ˈ‧₊°

[A slight delay before:]

I'm asking for a friend.

Comments

[ragazzina]

You'd believe those other people over me? I haven't even said who they are.

[nextlineis]

Alright then, who are they?

[ragazzina]

Well, one of them is Joseph Joestar! You probably know him, especially if you're on the Caprine. It's the best ship, and he's the pilot, the tall and handsome one with a smile that lights up the whole room. I tease him a lot but really I think he's the best person I've ever met, so I listen to his opinion even when I didn't really believe it before.

So you're right, you should believe his word over mine, because the truth is when it comes to something like that, even I believe his word over mine, too.

[nextlineis]

[oh]

It does sound like he's a smart guy. But he can't be the only one who thinks that. You did say people!

[ragazzina]

Boy, you're awfully nosy about it, aren't you?

[nextlineis]

Can you blame me?

[ragazzina]

Mmm, I don't know, maybe I shouldn't tell you about the other one. You might get yourself in trouble.

[nextlineis]

It's a good thing I'm good at getting myself out of trouble then. ♡✧( ु•⌄• )

[ragazzina]

Well...okay, but if I tell you, then you have to promise me something first!

[nextlineis]

Name it.

[ragazzina]

If you know him or end up meeting him, don't ask him for advice to try to help your friend.

[nextlineis]

I absolutely won't! It's not like he'll give better advice than you already have.

[ragazzina]

Weeeeeeeeeell...okay, then I'll tell you that the other person is Caesar Zeppeli, but he's just the opposite of Jojo.

I believe in the things that Jojo says, but I believe in the things that Caesar doesn't say. That's my riddle, that's all I'm going to say!

[nextlineis]

Sounds to me like they're both lucky to have someone believing them that much.

[ragazzina]

Well, someone's got to!

[nextlineis]

Just don't let them ever take it for granted, got it?

[ragazzina]

Are you sure you really don't know them???

[nextlineis]

Positive.

[ragazzina]

I was just wondering because you seem pretty invested in this. (✿ ≖◡≖)σ»

[nextlineis]

[Oh no! His cover is under threat again!!]

You gave me some good advice, so I thought I should return the favor!

[ragazzina]

Oh. That's really nice of you!

So what's your friend like? You haven't even talked about him very much at all.

[nextlineis]

Well, of course not! I don't want to give away his identity.

[ragazzina]

Oh, don't be silly! You can talk about him without making it easy to figure out who he is.

[nextlineis]

I think it's better to be safe than sorry!

[ragazzina]

But I promise I won't tell anyone. I can keep a secret, I'm great at that!!