003 ★ ANONYMOUS text

[nextlineis]

Who: Anonymous (Joseph Joestar) and you!
Broadcast: Text
Action: Not really
When: Now!

Valentine's Day is coming up! ♥(ˆ⌣ˆԅ)

For those of you who don't know, that's a holiday for lovers where you exchange gifts and do something special together. It happens every year on February 14th!

Anyway, since it's coming up, that got me thinking, what'd be your ideal date? Well. What's your ideal date out of what we got available? Or I guess what would make for a good date?

No, why settle?!

Let's go with a G R E A T date. So? What is it? Hmmmmmmm? °₊·ˈ∗♡(ʃƪ ˘ ³˘)♡∗ˈ‧₊°

[A slight delay before:]

I'm asking for a friend.

Comments

[ragazzina]

If you know him or end up meeting him, don't ask him for advice to try to help your friend.

[nextlineis]

I absolutely won't! It's not like he'll give better advice than you already have.

[ragazzina]

Weeeeeeeeeell...okay, then I'll tell you that the other person is Caesar Zeppeli, but he's just the opposite of Jojo.

I believe in the things that Jojo says, but I believe in the things that Caesar doesn't say. That's my riddle, that's all I'm going to say!

[nextlineis]

Sounds to me like they're both lucky to have someone believing them that much.

[ragazzina]

Well, someone's got to!

[nextlineis]

Just don't let them ever take it for granted, got it?

[ragazzina]

Are you sure you really don't know them???

[nextlineis]

Positive.

[ragazzina]

I was just wondering because you seem pretty invested in this. (✿ ≖◡≖)σ»

[nextlineis]

[Oh no! His cover is under threat again!!]

You gave me some good advice, so I thought I should return the favor!

[ragazzina]

Oh. That's really nice of you!

So what's your friend like? You haven't even talked about him very much at all.

[nextlineis]

Well, of course not! I don't want to give away his identity.

[ragazzina]

Oh, don't be silly! You can talk about him without making it easy to figure out who he is.

[nextlineis]

I think it's better to be safe than sorry!

[ragazzina]

But I promise I won't tell anyone. I can keep a secret, I'm great at that!!

[nextlineis]

I don't knooooow...

[ragazzina]

PROMISE!!!

[nextlineis]

Pinky swear?

[ragazzina]

You can't even see my pinkies!!!!!

[nextlineis]

I don't need to! Pinky swears are among the most sacred of promises. Only someone with no morality would go back on a pinky swear even if no pinkies can be seen.

[ragazzina]

Then yes! I pinky swear, with both pinkies!!