003 ★ ANONYMOUS text

[nextlineis]

Who: Anonymous (Joseph Joestar) and you!
Broadcast: Text
Action: Not really
When: Now!

Valentine's Day is coming up! ♥(ˆ⌣ˆԅ)

For those of you who don't know, that's a holiday for lovers where you exchange gifts and do something special together. It happens every year on February 14th!

Anyway, since it's coming up, that got me thinking, what'd be your ideal date? Well. What's your ideal date out of what we got available? Or I guess what would make for a good date?

No, why settle?!

Let's go with a G R E A T date. So? What is it? Hmmmmmmm? °₊·ˈ∗♡(ʃƪ ˘ ³˘)♡∗ˈ‧₊°

[A slight delay before:]

I'm asking for a friend.

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[discessum]

[ Now that she knows of their existence, it's time to use one. It's only appropriate. ]

You have my thanks, kind ser or lady. (*•̀ᴗ•́*)و ̑̑

[nextlineis]

No problem! ♪♪♪ ヽ(･ˇ∀ˇ･ゞ)

And it's ser.

[discessum]

This friend of yours, ser, they are looking for a date? Pray tell me, for what occasion do they seek this for and how many suns may pass before an answer is reached?

[ Back to the weird speech. ]

[nextlineis]

[We were doing so well, too. Ah well, can't win 'em all.]

Uhhhhh do you mean days?

[discessum]

How many suns rise and set a day in your world, ser?

[ So it seems people here use days. Makes sense... since they are in space and can't see the sun. ]

[nextlineis]

Just one.

[discessum]

Then yes, I do mean days.

How many are there until this February 14th? That is the date you speak of, yes?

[nextlineis]

9 more days.

[discessum]

Your friend has 9 more days to find a date?

[ There has to be a face for that. Give her a second. ]

ల(｀°Δ°) That is not enough time to court a ser or lady.

[nextlineis]

Oh my friend's already got someone in mind! But I'm sure he'd be able to charm someone in 9 days if he really had to. ( ๑‾̀◡‾́)σ»

[discessum]

[ Hold on a moment... Alisaie is starting to believe that perhaps this ser isn't asking for a friend so much as he is asking for himself. It's rather difficult to determine one's tone from words alone, isn't it? ]

Could he now? I would love to bear witness to such charm.

[nextlineis]

[What are you talking about? No. He's totally talking about a friend... He's just a good and supportive friend who believes in said friend! So. So there.]

You'll probably see it in action some day. It's not like he can keep that charm to himself.