003 ★ ANONYMOUS text

[nextlineis]

Who: Anonymous (Joseph Joestar) and you!
Broadcast: Text
Action: Not really
When: Now!

Valentine's Day is coming up! ♥(ˆ⌣ˆԅ)

For those of you who don't know, that's a holiday for lovers where you exchange gifts and do something special together. It happens every year on February 14th!

Anyway, since it's coming up, that got me thinking, what'd be your ideal date? Well. What's your ideal date out of what we got available? Or I guess what would make for a good date?

No, why settle?!

Let's go with a G R E A T date. So? What is it? Hmmmmmmm? °₊·ˈ∗♡(ʃƪ ˘ ³˘)♡∗ˈ‧₊°

[A slight delay before:]

I'm asking for a friend.

Comments

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[nextlineis]

It sounds like you could use some help narrowing down ideas for just one date! ♡✧。 ( ◍＞◡＜◍)。✧♡

[ragazzina]

No, silly! I'm offering ideas to help you, isn't that what you asked for?

[SHE IS A HELPER, SHE IS HELPING.]

Just because I know what I'd like best doesn't mean it's the same for your friend and the person they want to take out!!

[nextlineis]

[AND SUCH A GOOD HELPER AT THAT.]

Well then maybe you should tell me why you like what you like best and then I can see if that's true for my friend and their special someone!

[ragazzina]

Mmmmm, let's see! σ(≧ε≦ｏ)

I haven't really gone on too many dates but the ones I think about most would be dinner and dancing. Because eating with someone makes me feel close to them, especially if there's flowers and candlelight and maybe even some music. So there's plenty of time to talk, but it's okay if that person and I don't want to talk, either, because there's something else to do and enjoy...

And then dancing is like dinner because I'd get to dress up for both and feel beautiful, but dancing is lively! There's music and laughing and moving around, and it's fun to get tired out like that. It's fun to be in a crowd of people but be the center of someone's attention, too!! My older sister was always like that, men would look at her like she was the only person in the world and it was so romantic! (ʃƪ ✿˘ ³˘)｡ﾟ+.✧♡

So I think that must be nice too!!

[nextlineis]

What? Someone as cute as you and no one's made you the absolute center of their attention yet?

∠( ºДº )ゝOH NO THAT'S AWFUL!!!!!

[ragazzina]

[..........]

How do you know I'm cute?? Have we met before? ԅ(≖‿≖✿ԅ)

[nextlineis]

[Oh shit!! She's getting suspicious! Quick, Jojo. Talk your way out of this.]

I don't think so, but I hope we do someday. You said men look at your sister a lot and you dress up beautiful for dates. So obviously you gotta be pretty yourself, right? (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

[ragazzina]

[Because his success rate for talking his way out of shit is SO GOOD]

Mmmm, I guess we really don't know each other! I don't think I know anybody who's THAT much of a flatterer...

[THIS IS A LIE. SHE CAN THINK OF AT LEAST TWO. THEY ARE BOTH DISASTERS.]

[nextlineis]

[He almost shoots back it's not flattery if it's true, but that would totally blow his cover!]

Well, it's pretty hard to top someone who's never seen your face before as far as flattery goes. [Nice save, Joseph.] But I was right, wasn't I?

[ragazzina]

I don't know if I'm the best person to ask about that!! I don't think I'm that pretty but I know some people who'd say otherwise.

[nextlineis]

Then I'm definitely right if there's some people who'd say otherwise! ( ๑‾̀◡‾́)σ»

[ragazzina]

You'd believe those other people over me? I haven't even said who they are.

[nextlineis]

Alright then, who are they?

[ragazzina]

Well, one of them is Joseph Joestar! You probably know him, especially if you're on the Caprine. It's the best ship, and he's the pilot, the tall and handsome one with a smile that lights up the whole room. I tease him a lot but really I think he's the best person I've ever met, so I listen to his opinion even when I didn't really believe it before.

So you're right, you should believe his word over mine, because the truth is when it comes to something like that, even I believe his word over mine, too.

[nextlineis]

[oh]

It does sound like he's a smart guy. But he can't be the only one who thinks that. You did say people!

[ragazzina]

Boy, you're awfully nosy about it, aren't you?

[nextlineis]

Can you blame me?

[ragazzina]

Mmm, I don't know, maybe I shouldn't tell you about the other one. You might get yourself in trouble.

[nextlineis]

It's a good thing I'm good at getting myself out of trouble then. ♡✧( ु•⌄• )

[ragazzina]

Well...okay, but if I tell you, then you have to promise me something first!

[nextlineis]

Name it.

[ragazzina]

If you know him or end up meeting him, don't ask him for advice to try to help your friend.

[nextlineis]

I absolutely won't! It's not like he'll give better advice than you already have.

[ragazzina]

Weeeeeeeeeell...okay, then I'll tell you that the other person is Caesar Zeppeli, but he's just the opposite of Jojo.

I believe in the things that Jojo says, but I believe in the things that Caesar doesn't say. That's my riddle, that's all I'm going to say!

[nextlineis]

Sounds to me like they're both lucky to have someone believing them that much.