003 ★ ANONYMOUS text

[nextlineis]

Who: Anonymous (Joseph Joestar) and you!
Broadcast: Text
Action: Not really
When: Now!

Valentine's Day is coming up! ♥(ˆ⌣ˆԅ)

For those of you who don't know, that's a holiday for lovers where you exchange gifts and do something special together. It happens every year on February 14th!

Anyway, since it's coming up, that got me thinking, what'd be your ideal date? Well. What's your ideal date out of what we got available? Or I guess what would make for a good date?

No, why settle?!

Let's go with a G R E A T date. So? What is it? Hmmmmmmm? °₊·ˈ∗♡(ʃƪ ˘ ³˘)♡∗ˈ‧₊°

[A slight delay before:]

I'm asking for a friend.

Comments

[flameandpassion]

[ . . . ]

I'd avoid going out on a date with them, they sound like a psycho.

[nextlineis]

Yeah, my friend's already got someone in mind, but I don't think even if they were available they'd be interested in someone like that. (ノдヽ)

[flameandpassion]

Who's your friend interested in?

[ gossip gossip gossip ]

[nextlineis]

Hey, I'm not about to out him to everybody! I told you that, everyone would definitely know.

[flameandpassion]

So his crush is obvious?

He should be more of a man about it, and ask the person he's interested in directly, instead of having his friend do it for him.

[nextlineis]

Oh don't worry. He'll do that asking part himself. And who he's gonna ask probably already knows it's coming anyway. They've been together a while, but it's their first real important and official date together. So, he wants to make sure it's perfect! Or as close to perfect as you can get anyway. ♡♥（ﾉ´∀`）

[flameandpassion]

Aah, one of those.

What does your friend like to do, then? And his significant other?

[nextlineis]

[Oh, he's gotta be careful again not to say too much to give everything away, but not too little that she can't suggest anything useful. There's a little bit of a delay while he's brainstorming the best solution.]

Well, I don't want to out him, so I won't tell you who likes what.

[A perfect solution because then he can talk about all three of them without necessarily being obvious.]

They like trying new things, but only one of them's usually into it initially. One of them is a little more on the quiet side. So the quiet one prefers being more one-on-one or being in a small group. One of them is really athletic. They love food, but one of them isn't really good at cooking. They like dancing. One of them likes reading. One of them really likes spending time outdoors, especially if there are flowers around. They like shopping. One of them likes doing little projects that will help other people out, too.

I think that's all the stuff I can think of that won't give anybody away.

[flameandpassion]

[ hmmmmmmm... ]

What about making dinner together and then bringing it to the park for a late-night picnic?

That's quiet, and outside, and they can both spend the entire day together.

[nextlineis]

You know, that's not a half bad idea! °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°

[Just modifying it a little so Suzie doesn't have to do any work. Caesar won't mind that subtle change.]

[flameandpassion]

Thank you, I'm secretly a genius.

Be sure to credit Hino Rei, romance expert, when it works.

[nextlineis]

And I'll be sure to point my friend in your direction next time.

[flameandpassion]

Sure! Anytime.