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[nextlineis]

Who: Anonymous (Joseph Joestar) and you!
Broadcast: Text
Action: Not really
When: Now!

Valentine's Day is coming up! ♥(ˆ⌣ˆԅ)

For those of you who don't know, that's a holiday for lovers where you exchange gifts and do something special together. It happens every year on February 14th!

Anyway, since it's coming up, that got me thinking, what'd be your ideal date? Well. What's your ideal date out of what we got available? Or I guess what would make for a good date?

No, why settle?!

Let's go with a G R E A T date. So? What is it? Hmmmmmmm? °₊·ˈ∗♡(ʃƪ ˘ ³˘)♡∗ˈ‧₊°

[A slight delay before:]

I'm asking for a friend.

Comments

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[nextlineis]

You don't think maybe it should be something a little more special than that?

[theirinurpants]

whats more special than doing what they want?

[nextlineis]

You should be doing that sort of thing all the time, don't you think?

[theirinurpants]

if you can i guess. you cant always though.

[nextlineis]

Why wouldn't you be able to?

[theirinurpants]

lots of reasons. maybe you don't have the money. maybe you have to go far away. maybe there's a war on.

[nextlineis]

You sure know how to bring down the mood.

[theirinurpants]

not trying to! i would just do whatever they wanted. don't know what else i would do.

[nextlineis]

Well, thanks, I guess.

[theirinurpants]

besides, i dont think you can get flowers here