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[kuramaless]

Who: Uzumaki Naruto & All the people.
Broadcast: Open Network Post
Action: The Hospitality Deck, and maybe the poor unsuspecting people of SS Huntress. (????)
When: 6th February

[Waking up in a place he didn't recognise, but knew instantly was nowhere like back home was unfortunately, a familiar feeling.

Waking up without his right arm, also, happened not to be an unfamiliar sensation. The fact that it had been healed, and all of his clothes repaired however, was as new for him as it was pleasant.

Naruto's understanding of the importance of his communicator, and surprisingly - the way it worked hadn't concerned him in the slightest, but it's several hours after his arrival on board the hospitality deck that he finally chooses to direct his attention to it. Fed, watered, and as clued up on what was going on as he could ever be without someone to direct his questions at left him here.

As soon as he starts recording his transmission, he gets right to the point. There's no familiar smile on his face, in fact - he looks bored. Fed up, probably. Their fight had ended, things were supposed to be getting better but now he's here.]

Know there's gotta be someone out there who can tell me what's up. Ain't Adstring, and it ain't Asgard. Who's controllin' everything? Who do we have t'fight this time? Why's it dark out. A guy called Madara didn't try an' steal the moon or something, right?

Comments

voice

[planmade]

Tell me about these other places you mentioned.

[This isn't really the sort of person he prefers getting information from, but right now he's trying to learn anything he can. Going back over the past few entries has showed him a couple examples where those that arrive are recognized, and this is one of the better ones.]

voice

[kuramaless]

[C r e e p y]

Uh. Which one? Asgard or Adstring?

[planmade]

Both. I did say places, plural.

[This is why he avoids this type.]

[kuramaless]

Well, yeah but which one first?

I mean, they were both pretty old. Sort of. Adstring was a mess. Broken buildin's and stuff everywhere and guys called Animus who-- well, they were dicks and some scientists who messed stuff up.

Asgard was like-- already a place. There were other people there who weren't like us, and there's a bunch of other places and giants and gods and stuff.

[How much do you want this info, Mels?]

[planmade]

[Sadly he wants this info pretty bad.]

Alright... just start with the first one and go into better detail. One thing at a time. Is this the world you grew up in?

[kuramaless]

[Best of luck.]

What? No. I didn't grow up in any of 'em I grew up in Konoha.

I ended up in this Adstring place ages ago. First time I ended up there was years ago. Then I went home and turned up there like a few months after.

What do you even wanna know, anyway?

[planmade]

[Konoha? Is that some backwater town in Japan he isn't aware of? He thought he'd been familiar with most of the map by now.]

I want to know what led to others being brought here.

Okay, let's go back. Let's start where you grew up. What was that like?

[kuramaless]

[What. What?]

Why do you wanna know about Konoha? Nothing like this happens back there.

Well, you know except... demons and stuff.

[planmade]

Because we need to start at the beginning here, and that's the beginning.

Tell me about that world, and these demons - anything you think might be important, as well as the circumstances surrounding your abduction.

[He will squeeze blood from this stone.]

[kuramaless]

... I guess so.

[He doesn't see why it's important though. There are hundreds of different people from different worlds.]

I don't wanna tell you about that stuff.

[planmade]

... Now you're just being difficult.

I'm trying to gather data here, which means comparing and contrasting the different places people are from. You could be helping me a lot, considering you're the first person I've heard talk of two other places aside from their homeworld.

[This is the life he's chosen.]

[kuramaless]

[SIGH.]

I ain't bein' difficult. I'm just bein' careful. I don't even know you.

[Sasuke would be proud.]

[planmade]

And I don't know you. But we're all stuck here now, so we might as well help each other.

[Mostly you can help him. You seem like the sort that typically likes to help people.]

Just give me information that won't harm anything.

[kuramaless]

I guess?

[Huff puff. He can't really argue with that logic. They're all stuck here together, and it was what he would have done in Asgard and Adstring alike.]

Okay so...

Back home everything kinda works 'cause of chakra right? It's like-- er, this power that helps things do stuff. So, there's a whole lot of weird stuff that happened before to do with some Goddess. I met her. She uh-- well, it was kinda tough fighting her.

Anyway, she like-- well, they split the chakra.

[How did that bit go again? He doesn't know.]

So there were these nine tailed beasts, okay? One with one tail, one with two, all the way up to nine. Kurama. He's the strongest, pretty much. Even though they were all really strong. I had him sealed in me when I was a baby.

[planmade]

[He can... he can work with this. This is workable. He can do this.




No. No he can't.]

Please tell me there's another representative from your homeworld.