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driftfleet2016-02-06 02:44 pm
reek) wrote in driftfleet2016-02-06 02:44 pm
001; video
Who: Theon Greyjoy
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: He'll be moping around the SS Paisley if you really need him
When: Current
[ The young man that sits before the camera is clearly both agitated and frustrated. Don't ask him about how he's settling in; the look on his face tells the story well enough. Not only did he have a terrible first day, but he spent nearly an hour working out what this strange device's actual purpose was.
To make up for lost time, his message is short and to the point, heavily punctuated by his angry tone: ]
Who do I speak to about an under-qualified captain?
[ This is a declaration of war. ]
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: He'll be moping around the SS Paisley if you really need him
When: Current
[ The young man that sits before the camera is clearly both agitated and frustrated. Don't ask him about how he's settling in; the look on his face tells the story well enough. Not only did he have a terrible first day, but he spent nearly an hour working out what this strange device's actual purpose was.
To make up for lost time, his message is short and to the point, heavily punctuated by his angry tone: ]
Who do I speak to about an under-qualified captain?
[ This is a declaration of war. ]
VIDEO
It's because I have an under-qualified captain on my hands, isn't it?
[ Keep up, Anakin. ]
VIDEO
VIDEO
Her lack of respect for her crew. Do you intend to do something about it?
VIDEO
VIDEO
[ No, Theon. No you're not. You're making it worse for yourself. ]
VIDEO
I'll tell you what. When you get turned into a frog for your [ Chuckling, because what are the odds of him saying this, really. ] insolence, I'll remember to feed you.
VIDEO
[ Even though Theon is the one who brought it all up. What Anakin says next actually brings him pause, though. ]
What are you talking about?
[ It was a stick okay. ]
VIDEO
Suddenly grim: ]
Oh, you don't know, do you. She turns people into frogs. Do you know what frogs are? They're kind of like Gungans but smaller and on all fours, and less ears.
VIDEO
[ Never mind that he doesn't know what a Gungan is. He's still clearly annoyed. He isn't Jon Snow. ]
And I think you're lying. What proof do you have?
VIDEO
She turned me into a frog once, then turned me back. But no one fed me for days. It was awful.
[ He almost feels bad. But it's familiar, like that time he tricked a friend into a game of sabacc and took all his credits. ]
What's your name again?
Re: VIDEO
Or so he's been told. ]
Until I see you or someone else as a frog, I have no reason to believe it.
[ Really, he doesn't want to believe it's true. He has his own worldview and he doesn't need it changed. ]
I never gave my name. But it's Theon Greyjoy.