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[reek]

Who: Theon Greyjoy
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: He'll be moping around the SS Paisley if you really need him
When: Current

[ The young man that sits before the camera is clearly both agitated and frustrated. Don't ask him about how he's settling in; the look on his face tells the story well enough. Not only did he have a terrible first day, but he spent nearly an hour working out what this strange device's actual purpose was.

To make up for lost time, his message is short and to the point, heavily punctuated by his angry tone: ]

Who do I speak to about an under-qualified captain?

[ This is a declaration of war. ]

Comments

[reek]

Indeed.

[ The sound of fluttering wings is a familiar one, like the ravens in old Maester Luwin's tower, but also incredibly puzzling. So much so that Theon is hardly paying attention to Isaac at all, but straining his ears to listen closer. Who cares about Isaac anyway? ]

Are there birds on these ships?

[feathery]

[Isaac doesn't even have to wait; Davesprite just hooks an ankle around one leg of his chair and pulls. Quite suddenly, the chair is on the floor, on the other side of the kitchen. The communicator goes flying, Davesprite miraculously catches it, and "now who's sensitive" gets muttered in the background.

He climbs to his feet, asshole retaliation achieved, and the video feed swings wide.]

Yeah, me. [He gives a shitty half-wave to Theon as the image stabilizes. Those sure are a very realistic pair of black wings attached to him.] Literal bird captain of the fucking birdship, dude.

[frigidaire]

[ what is wrong with people. this guy posting about taking out his captain, Bird Dave being an asshole -- there's a lot going on here. Isaac almost senses Davesprite's movement first, but not fast enough to register it in time to react.

so while the tablet is flying into Davesprite's possession there is a garble of 'what the -- oomph!' heard in the background and a loud thud. he just remains on the floor a moment, but soon enough a shoe goes whizzing by Davesprite's face -- purposefully missing, but poor Theon, poor poor Theon. welcome to space with cranky teens, bro. ]

Worst captain you'll ever meet! [ he shouts from off screen. ]