V. Important Requests

[flickerflash]

Who: Katie and anyone
Broadcast: Fleet
Action: The Vanquish if you want
When: 10 Feb

Dear Atrama,

Can we please visit a planet with beaches next? I keep meeting people who haven't seen one and that's terrible. It's actually a crime where I come from.
Please don't let anyone get arrested.
I believe in you.

Also if you take requests can I have my cat please. And some chalk and I was meant to have a sword I think I could be wrong. It's a short silver gold magical
IT'S A LIGHTSABER
A RED ONE
Either that or just give me Mihawks.

[GO BIG OR GO HOME]

Please thank you love Dorothy.

[This has been a totally efficient use of your communicator, Katie, gj.]

Comments

[bb_wolf]

Spaceship. In space. With constant changes in people and location. There is nothing in that collective that a cat likes.

Also, no cat deserves the crap they feed us.

[flickerflash]

[Okay, well. That's not what she thought he was going to say for a moment, so she relaxes. Licorice is a cat with more than a small slice of fey to her by this point, but even so.]

But I was so hoping they'd listen and bring me stuff. I can't live without my cat.

[bb_wolf]

[Bigby is a sensible man above all. And frankly, he has no idea if Katie IS a child or merely looks like one, like Pinocchio.]

Think you'll just have to, kitten.

[flickerflash]

As long as she doesn't get old without me. {She can deal with the rest. She hasn't seen her in over a year by this point, after all.]

They can bring me a lightsaber instead to make up for it.

[bb_wolf]

[No one Bigby knows ages. No one he cares about can die of old age.]

I think that worries me more, frankly.

[flickerflash]

If you tell me I might take someone's hand off with it, I will be very put out.

[bb_wolf]

Hands you can live without. Heads, on the other hand...

[flickerflash]

Do you think I'm the sort of person that goes around lopping off people's heads?

I would need a ladder I think.

[bb_wolf]

I don't know. Are you?

[flickerflash]

[Well, this is a much better line than the parade of adults telling her she shouldn't have a sword. She grins widely, all teeth.]

Of course I am. The most terrible kind of person, really.

[bb_wolf]

Uh huh. Well, don't kill anyone we'll miss, but people'll live through losing a hand or foot if you need to.

[flickerflash]

Cutting hands off makes people more powerful anyway.

[bb_wolf]

That it does, kitten.

Unless it makes them more dead.