birdsbirdsbirds: (♣ y'all with your earth references)
яσвιи яє∂вяєαѕт ([personal profile] birdsbirdsbirds) wrote in [community profile] driftfleet2016-02-15 11:30 am

"You Tried": The Ship

Who: Bloodsport crew and any visitors aboard their fine vessel.
Broadcast: N/A
Action: Ship shenanigans!
When: While they're still on the Starlight.

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[time to check in on the Bloodsport... what antics has this well-behaved and perfectly well-adjusted crew been up to?]
bb_wolf: (Wolf)

[personal profile] bb_wolf 2016-02-21 12:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[Big gives a chuckle, heavy head sinking and he stretches as much as he can to let Sascha try.

Seriously, those brushes struggle with long haired, regular dogs. It never stood a chance against Big's pelt. It's barely scratching the surface.]
pneumo: (deadpan)

[personal profile] pneumo 2016-02-21 12:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[ It is 100% completely ineffective against his pelt, it's true. But Sascha's still trying for at least a minute or two before he winds up with nothing but bits of dense, rougher outer fur. ]

Guess it really isn't enough... Your fur is way too powerful for this.
bb_wolf: (Wolf)

[personal profile] bb_wolf 2016-02-21 12:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Yup.

[Which is exactly what he had said. But he let Sascha try.]

My claws can do it but...

[He stretches out a paw and flexes his claws. They're not dog claws. Dog claws aren't that sharp or as long as a man's forearm.]
pneumo: (OAO)

[personal profile] pneumo 2016-02-21 12:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[ They are gigantic claws and for a moment Sascha just stops to stare, eyes wide. ]

......Holy moly.
bb_wolf: (Wolf)

[personal profile] bb_wolf 2016-02-21 01:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[Big yawns slightly. His claws aren't as big as his main fangs, but they're always more unexpected.]
pneumo: (信じられない)

[personal profile] pneumo 2016-02-21 01:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Everything here is unexpected and Sascha actually drops his brush at this point, actually moving closer to that giant maw--he isn't as worried Bigby will just snap him in two after getting that lecture, but he also doesn't go just reaching for him either. ]

Your teeth are huge...!
bb_wolf: (Wolf)

[personal profile] bb_wolf 2016-02-21 01:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's obliging. Arguably, too obliging, because he opens his mouth slowly to let Sascha examine those fangs. Not wide, but the top lip twists up and he exhales slightly.

Minty fresh. Minty and cool.]
pneumo: (bashful)

[personal profile] pneumo 2016-02-21 01:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[ It's not at all the sour, leftover meat smell he'd been expecting, and with a small start he recoils, only to lean in a little as he gives Bigby a nice good scratch under the chin. ]

Whoa, haha! It smells great too...! I totally expected something gross.
bb_wolf: (Wolf)

[personal profile] bb_wolf 2016-02-21 01:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[Big snaps his jaw shut to allow the chin rubbing before sinking back down and speaking.]

I brush my teeth. You should too, or you'll attract scavengers.
pneumo: (oh that makes sense)

[personal profile] pneumo 2016-02-21 01:19 pm (UTC)(link)
You mean cavities?
bb_wolf: (Wolf)

[personal profile] bb_wolf 2016-02-21 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
No, I mean flies.
pneumo: (8|!)

[personal profile] pneumo 2016-02-22 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
Ewwwwwww...
bb_wolf: (Wolf)

[personal profile] bb_wolf 2016-02-22 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
Exactly. Clean your teeth. Especially since you eat raw meat.
pneumo: (cloud 9 yo)

[personal profile] pneumo 2016-02-22 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
Okaaaay~ [ Scritch Scritch ]

You must use a big toothbrush.
bb_wolf: (Wolf)

[personal profile] bb_wolf 2016-02-22 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
[Aaaand there goes the moment. Big slaps Sascha upside the head with his tail.]

I do it in my human shape.
pneumo: (slap'd)

[personal profile] pneumo 2016-02-22 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
Ow. [ Hit! But he doesn't seem too frazzled by it as he rubs the side of his head. ]

I guess that'd make more sense...
bb_wolf: (Wolf)

[personal profile] bb_wolf 2016-02-22 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
This is I why I call you an idiot. Because you don't stop and think.
pneumo: (bashful)

[personal profile] pneumo 2016-02-22 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
Soooooorry~~~ Hehe. [ Salute!! ]
bb_wolf: (Wolf)

[personal profile] bb_wolf 2016-02-22 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
No! Don't apologise, just stop doing it. You're not sorry, so don't say it. Just take a second to think.
pneumo: (weak laugh)

[personal profile] pneumo 2016-02-22 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, okay...! [ Hands up in surrender this time. ]

I just thought a giant toothbrush would be funny.
bb_wolf: (Wolf)

[personal profile] bb_wolf 2016-02-22 09:09 am (UTC)(link)
Better.

[He huffs again, a bit harder.]

It's ridiculous. I don't even have opposable thumbs like this.
pneumo: (sup)

[personal profile] pneumo 2016-02-22 10:12 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah... [ This thought never even occurred to him. ] That would make holding the brush way harder.
bb_wolf: (Wolf)

[personal profile] bb_wolf 2016-02-23 09:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Big sighs again. His breath rushes the room like a strong breeze.]

Not impossible. But fucking hard.
pneumo: (cloud 9 yo)

[personal profile] pneumo 2016-02-23 10:51 am (UTC)(link)
[ It's cool and refreshing (if a little cold), and probably the best breath he's ever smelled in his long, long life. Really. He's got no complaints and even makes a pleased sound as it wafts over him, sighing. ]

Do all wolves own toothbrushes then?
bb_wolf: (Wolf)

[personal profile] bb_wolf 2016-02-23 12:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's keeping it tame.]

Stop. Think about what you just asked.

Do you think most wolves own toothbrushes?

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