devilsinthedetails: (♜ got Jesus on my necklace)
Cole Turner [Belthazor] ([personal profile] devilsinthedetails) wrote in [community profile] driftfleet2015-01-13 01:30 pm

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Who: Cole Turner
Broadcast: network-wide video
Action: on the Marsiva
When: Around 1/13

[There's a Darth Maul cosplayer tall and annoyed demon pacing back and forth, playing almost nervously with his hands like there's a ring that should be there but isn't.]

Another reality show? I thought the last one was bad enough.

[He stops his pacing to look up at the ceiling, seeming to direct his anger at that.]

Leo! Leo Wyatt! Orb your whitelighter ass down here and do something useful for once!

[He waits a moment before he throws up his hands in frustration and goes back to pacing.]

Great, fine. Alright, you've got me here. Point me at whoever or whatever you want me to kill so we can get this over with.
misconceived: (✇of a shyness that is criminally vulgar)

[personal profile] misconceived 2015-01-16 08:46 am (UTC)(link)
[ Chris scoffs. ]

That comes from both sides.

[ ... mostly the Halliwell side, not Turner, though. Turner side is mostly just completely terrible and inappropriate jokes. ]