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[devilsinthedetails]

Who: Cole Turner
Broadcast: network-wide video
Action: on the Marsiva
When: Around 1/13

[There's a Darth Maul cosplayer tall and annoyed demon pacing back and forth, playing almost nervously with his hands like there's a ring that should be there but isn't.]

Another reality show? I thought the last one was bad enough.

[He stops his pacing to look up at the ceiling, seeming to direct his anger at that.]

Leo! Leo Wyatt! Orb your whitelighter ass down here and do something useful for once!

[He waits a moment before he throws up his hands in frustration and goes back to pacing.]

Great, fine. Alright, you've got me here. Point me at whoever or whatever you want me to kill so we can get this over with.

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[misconceived]

[ OMG IT'S A DEMONDAD!!!!!!!!!!!! ]

Dad!

[devilsinthedetails]

[omg it's a sonthing. He is totally looking for the source of sonthing and when he finds him, he's grinning widely, showing all of his pointed teeth.]

Kit! It's good to see you here.

...What are you doing here in the first place? You didn't sign up for this, did you?

[misconceived]

[ Sonthing is totally okay with pointed teeth because Belthazor dad is the best dad. He ain't even bovvered. ]

What? No! Of course I didn't. Did you?

[devilsinthedetails]

[Chris is probably the only person who sees Belthazor and doesn't freak out, let's be real here.]

No, why would I do that? I only did Witch Wars to find out who was after Wyatt.

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[parkinglotangel]

[Oh. A demon. Michael's favorite.

The quality of the feed isn't great, but there's a smiling face on the comm within moments of Cole's entrance]

Sorry to say, there's been no sign of mortal combat so far. Maybe they're working up to it.

[devilsinthedetails]

[He squints at the comm like he can't believe what Michael's saying. Because he has no concept of reality tv shows outside of the demonic one he took part in.]

Really? Then what are we supposed to do, sit around and wait? Because that's not my style.

[parkinglotangel]

You're gonna have to get used to it, then. Mingle, explore, drink...whatever gets you through the day.

I'd suggest skipping the killing part.

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[heresyandlace]

[wow, that's a wild face you have there, buddy. and there is a much prettier one smirking from some nearby network station, eyebrows lazily raised.]

A veteran to this sort of thing, are you?

...I hate to tell you, though-- I doubt that murder is the key to ending this one.

[devilsinthedetails]

[Excuse you, his face is totally pretty. As a human.]

You could say that. I've done another one before, but I didn't exactly get to finish it.

...Then what are we supposed to do instead? Doesn't sound like it'd be very entertaining otherwise.

[heresyandlace]

[see, this is why you should keep your human face on. it's much better for the cameras.]

The point is supposedly to get the highest ratings. So, I suppose a little murder wouldn't hurt...

...It just doesn't buy you a ticket out of here. That would be far too easy.

[hearsthesea]

[At first Shirley doesn't see anything that stands out to her in Cole's speech and the guy's looks are a little intimidating, so normally she probably wouldn't have answered. But once she's seen his conversation with Chris...]

Chris said you were his father, didn't he? It's good to meet you. I'm Shirley, one of the people on his crew.

[devilsinthedetails]

[Thankfully, Cole's much nicer than he looks.]

Yeah, he did. I'm Cole Turner and it's a pleasure to meet you, Shirley.

[hearsthesea]

[Oh, he's polite! Looking better.]

Thank you. I don't know what ship you'll be on, but I hope the two of you will be able to see each other.

[birdsbirdsbirds]

Oh, already?

[man, forget whatever boring network broadcasts were going on, this looks like where he needs to put his attention. there's a tall, pale, dark-haired guy on the other end of the video feed, sitting up in his captain's chair.]

You look like fun.

[devilsinthedetails]

[He can't help but smirk.]

That all depends on your definition of fun.

[birdsbirdsbirds]

Unique faces are a good start. Welcome to the show, friend.

[leaning to one side, leaning his head on his hand, very pleased.]

[theboogieman]

[...a little late, but Cole has an incoming text message from... someone on the Red Fish? there's no name attached.]

Kill?

[devilsinthedetails]

[Well, that's interesting.]

Yes. Isn't that what you're supposed to do in this sort of thing?

[theboogieman]

a tv show? not that I know about.

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[merchantprince]

Maferath's flaming ballsack!

[Varric's demons don't look quite like that, but it's fierce and scary enough to make his fingers twitch. He misses Bianca. The gun is all right, but...]

You'd better not be here to kill us.

[devilsinthedetails]

That wasn't my plan. I try to only kill demons.

[He takes a moment to study Varric, looking very thoughtful.]

You're not a demon, are you?

[merchantprince]

[Varric is almost offended.] What-- no, I'm a dwarf.

[blindoptimism]

[w-wow, that's quite an entrance. She's kind of just. watching his speech looking bemused, but interject at that last bit]

T-There will be no need to kill anyone.

[devilsinthedetails]

[He lets out a sigh. Everyone's ruining his fun.]

Are you sure? No enemies for me to take out for you, people causing trouble?

[blindoptimism]

[ah, she feels bad when he sighs. And it sounds like he's talking about a... well more innocent take on the concept. She looks relieved, and switches a more casual tone]

No, not yet. Although there does seem to be a magical forest that we need to investigate. I can't say for certain that there are no enemies in there.