Cole Turner [Belthazor] (
devilsinthedetails) wrote in
driftfleet2015-01-13 01:30 pm
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Who: Cole Turner
Broadcast: network-wide video
Action: on the Marsiva
When: Around 1/13
[There's aDarth Maul cosplayer tall and annoyed demon pacing back and forth, playing almost nervously with his hands like there's a ring that should be there but isn't.]
Another reality show? I thought the last one was bad enough.
[He stops his pacing to look up at the ceiling, seeming to direct his anger at that.]
Leo! Leo Wyatt! Orb your whitelighter ass down here and do something useful for once!
[He waits a moment before he throws up his hands in frustration and goes back to pacing.]
Great, fine. Alright, you've got me here. Point me at whoever or whatever you want me to kill so we can get this over with.
Broadcast: network-wide video
Action: on the Marsiva
When: Around 1/13
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Another reality show? I thought the last one was bad enough.
[He stops his pacing to look up at the ceiling, seeming to direct his anger at that.]
Leo! Leo Wyatt! Orb your whitelighter ass down here and do something useful for once!
[He waits a moment before he throws up his hands in frustration and goes back to pacing.]
Great, fine. Alright, you've got me here. Point me at whoever or whatever you want me to kill so we can get this over with.

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That's my father. You are not going to vanquish my father.
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[And then it dawns on his face that Chris is also part demon, maybe, probably.]
Shit. No, I'm not going to shoot your dad! I just-- look, demons. Demons are bad on my world. I told you why. If you say he's not a bad guy, I'll take your word for it-- he doesn't look like a Thedas demon anyway.
How do demons even have kids?
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He's not. Bad. He's not a bad guy. [ He takes a moment, collects himself and then gives a half-laugh to go with a half-shrug. ] They're not spirits, for one thing. They have bodies just like the rest of us. It's kind of common practice for demons to have half-demon children so their kids can blend in better, but... Dad's not a full demon to start with, anyway.
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That's different. Different is good.
[A pause.]
For the record, demon or not, you're still part of this crew. Don't go getting any stupid ideas like, oh, everyone on this ship hates you just because of something you were born with.
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To be honest, that's usually more than enough for anyone else to want me gone. I mean—I would never do anything to hurt people, especially not you guys, but... [ He goes quiet, staring into the brightly colored alcohol. Somehow just that small kindness has left him rather adrift. He looks up, gives a wry twist of his lips. ] Thanks.
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He sighs inwardly.]
You're a good kid.
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So we're... we're good on Dad? [ Yep, that's enough talking about Chris. He can't handle this much acceptance out of nowhere; even with his family, it took months to convince him that it's okay to just be accepted. From people he hardly knows? It doesn't even make sense. ] He's the one who—if I'm not going to hurt anyone, it's because I learned it from him.
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[Here we go, smartass territory. This is stuff they're used to.]
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That comes from both sides.
[ ... mostly the Halliwell side, not Turner, though. Turner side is mostly just completely terrible and inappropriate jokes. ]