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[devilsinthedetails]

Who: Cole Turner
Broadcast: network-wide video
Action: on the Marsiva
When: Around 1/13

[There's a Darth Maul cosplayer tall and annoyed demon pacing back and forth, playing almost nervously with his hands like there's a ring that should be there but isn't.]

Another reality show? I thought the last one was bad enough.

[He stops his pacing to look up at the ceiling, seeming to direct his anger at that.]

Leo! Leo Wyatt! Orb your whitelighter ass down here and do something useful for once!

[He waits a moment before he throws up his hands in frustration and goes back to pacing.]

Great, fine. Alright, you've got me here. Point me at whoever or whatever you want me to kill so we can get this over with.

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[merchantprince]

I know you wouldn't. [Being quarter or half demon or whatever probably comes with its own problems. He knows that's going to bite him in the ass sooner or later, but he can't-- he can't just look at this kid and tell him to get out.

He sighs inwardly.]

You're a good kid.

[misconceived]

[ Chris takes a sip of the drink, trying not to flinch away at the expectedly fruity taste. It's kind of really gross with the burn of strong booze behind it, but he'll live. This is kind of completely blindsiding him and he needs the moment to put his attention anywhere else. ]

So we're... we're good on Dad? [ Yep, that's enough talking about Chris. He can't handle this much acceptance out of nowhere; even with his family, it took months to convince him that it's okay to just be accepted. From people he hardly knows? It doesn't even make sense. ] He's the one who—if I'm not going to hurt anyone, it's because I learned it from him.

[merchantprince]

We're good. [He blinks at Chris over his glass.] Did he teach you sarcasm, too?

[Here we go, smartass territory. This is stuff they're used to.]

[misconceived]

[ Chris scoffs. ]

That comes from both sides.

[ ... mostly the Halliwell side, not Turner, though. Turner side is mostly just completely terrible and inappropriate jokes. ]