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[complicatedliar]

Who: Loki
Broadcast: Everyone
Action: Paisley
When: Right now!

[Action]

[Guess who just shows up to breakfast one... afternoon? Loki emerges from his office, looking for all the world like a man who has just woken up from an extended nap, barely open eyes, trying to stretch his back and shoulders, the whole nine. He wanders into the kitchen, fumbles around until he makes himself something hot and dark enough that he can pretend it's coffee, and stares suspiciously into the cup before drinking.

Ugh, his mouth tastes like someone glued one of Thor's feet to it. Ugh. What possessed him to sleep like this...

(Guess who has no idea he's been missing for weeks~)]

[A bit later: Broadcast]

[Awake now, and... well, he looks amused. Which is to say as if he's planning on flaying someone alive.]

Why yes, I have returned. Hide all of the party favors, lock up your sons and daughters, cancel the pedestrian fireworks displays.

A funny thing, missing time. You'd never know it was gone until someone tells you. Has anyone else fallen victim to such thievery?

Comments

Re: broadcast

[universal_charm]

A god, huh?

_{[ He doesn't really believe you, and he's still working on the whole magic thing. He's not sure about it, but he wasn't coming up with good scientific explanations either. ]}

Atroma certainly isn't one to discriminate, is it?

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[complicatedliar]

Your ancestors certainly thought so.

[Of course he doesn't. He didn't before.]

They have cast a wide net.

Re: broadcast

[universal_charm]

My ancestors?

_{[ That was an interesting way to put things, though the idea of aliens coming by Earth in its early years was not as far fetched as his "ancestors" might have once thought. ]}

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[complicatedliar]

The humans certainly did worship us.

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[universal_charm]

Made a few visits to Earth before we reached warp-level technology, huh? Which gods did you become then?

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[complicatedliar]

Become?

Am.

My name is Loki, son of Frigga. One of the Aesir.

Re: broadcast

[universal_charm]

Loki... oh, Norse Mythology. Aren't you supposed to be a trickster or something?

_{[ He knows it in passing, but not much. It's just one of those things everyone kind of knows on the surface, more or less, like they know about Zeus and Aphrodite, but damn if you can name the others. Not that he believes Loki is actually a god or anything, but if he can believe in a talking pony he can accept someone with some crazy kind of powers (that science will one day explain). ]}

[complicatedliar]

Merely an ugly rumor. I'm a scholar.

[universal_charm]

You sure? Trickster sounds like it would be more fun. And you already pulled off a nice trick - the fireworks.

_{[ He smirks into the screen, a particular glint to those blue eyes. ]}

[complicatedliar]

Books are likewise very fun. Haven't tried them?

[universal_charm]

I love them, but I had to admit I like my own real life adventures better. Books only get you so far. And as they say - truth is stranger than fiction.

[complicatedliar]

Oh, you sound terribly brave. [He's totally playing along on this.] What manner of adventures?

[universal_charm]

Space, as it turns out. I'm calling this whole kidnapping for a show business a bump in the road. Might even make myself a whole opera by the time I'm done if I have my way.

_{[ He might only be half joking here. He wants a lot experiences, to be sure. ]}

[complicatedliar]

Oh dear. I hope you have a decent singing voice for that.

[universal_charm]

I've never been booed off a karaoke stage, so I'd say I'm passable.

[complicatedliar]

If I recall what that is correctly, I doubt it's the same. Your audience probably won't be drunk.

[universal_charm]

Drunken audiences are the most honest, if you ask me. The fact I wasn't booed off the stage should be further proof I do not sound like a tone-deaf bullfrog.

[complicatedliar]

Drunken audiences will like anything so long as it's delivered with a pretty smile.

[universal_charm]

Aw, you think I'm pretty?

[complicatedliar]

A bit early in this conversation for you to be so desperate, is it not?

[universal_charm]

It's okay to admit it, you know. And what can I say? A man likes a compliment now and then.

[complicatedliar]

You must not get them terribly often.

[universal_charm]

Now you're just being salty.

[complicatedliar]

Merely... honest. My besetting sin.

[universal_charm]

Really? I wouldn't think honesty would be the besetting sin of a trickster god.