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[airraid]

Who: joker & YOU.
Broadcast: fleetwide.
Action: ss tourist, if you feel so inclined.
When: 2 / 24

( been a while since you've seen or heard from this one, hasn't it? well, he's been making his rounds, that's for sure, but he's about to bring something to your attention that he's almost positive no one else has bothered to make a note of. )

Okay, so I've gotten on board with the whole I'm-on-a-space-reality-show thing. That's not the problem here. ( he clears his throat. ) The problem is that we're supposed to be getting paid for this junk, right? Has anybody bothered checking their bank account lately?

( and here you will find a pause for dramatic effect. )

Anybody tried to find out why our assets are frozen? I mean, this is a serious oversight. Is there some kind of upper management or somebody in human resources I can talk to?

( joker … now is probably not the time to be asking these sorts of questions.

but if he doesn't ask them, who will? huh? )

Comments

[airraid]

Money isn't material where I'm from. It's all credit. It just made sense to keep it that way.

( look he's still kind of new, okay. )

[avaricious]

Just goes to show how backwards a place you came from. But - I tell you what, I'm feeling generous. I'm willing to extent my own credit. With some reasonable interest, of course.

[airraid]

( squint. )

I wouldn't call where I'm from backwards, but for the sake of not starting an argument, I'll give you that one. This time. ( he's already spent more time than he'd like explaining what it's like where he's from.

at least he doesn't have alchemy. he'd think that shit is backwards. )

Define reasonable.

[avaricious]

Let's call it thirty percent. Fifty if you're late.

[airraid]

( have a very lengthy pause. )

What kinda payment schedule are we looking at?

[avaricious]

I'm a generous guy. Weekly installments until the account freeze is lifted, at which time I expect full payment.