Fʟᴛ. Lᴛ. Jᴇғғ "Jᴏᴋᴇʀ" Mᴏʀᴇᴀᴜ (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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driftfleet2016-02-24 05:23 pm
airraid) wrote in driftfleet2016-02-24 05:23 pm
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Who: joker & YOU.
Broadcast: fleetwide.
Action: ss tourist, if you feel so inclined.
When: 2 / 24
( been a while since you've seen or heard from this one, hasn't it? well, he's been making his rounds, that's for sure, but he's about to bring something to your attention that he's almost positive no one else has bothered to make a note of. )
Okay, so I've gotten on board with the whole I'm-on-a-space-reality-show thing. That's not the problem here. ( he clears his throat. ) The problem is that we're supposed to be getting paid for this junk, right? Has anybody bothered checking their bank account lately?
( and here you will find a pause for dramatic effect. )
Anybody tried to find out why our assets are frozen? I mean, this is a serious oversight. Is there some kind of upper management or somebody in human resources I can talk to?
( joker … now is probably not the time to be asking these sorts of questions.
but if he doesn't ask them, who will? huh? )
Broadcast: fleetwide.
Action: ss tourist, if you feel so inclined.
When: 2 / 24
( been a while since you've seen or heard from this one, hasn't it? well, he's been making his rounds, that's for sure, but he's about to bring something to your attention that he's almost positive no one else has bothered to make a note of. )
Okay, so I've gotten on board with the whole I'm-on-a-space-reality-show thing. That's not the problem here. ( he clears his throat. ) The problem is that we're supposed to be getting paid for this junk, right? Has anybody bothered checking their bank account lately?
( and here you will find a pause for dramatic effect. )
Anybody tried to find out why our assets are frozen? I mean, this is a serious oversight. Is there some kind of upper management or somebody in human resources I can talk to?
( joker … now is probably not the time to be asking these sorts of questions.
but if he doesn't ask them, who will? huh? )
video
Maybe they think we did something wrong? [ beat. ] Maybe they did something wrong and we're the ones who have to suffer the punishment?
video;
biscuits aren't supposed to be stick-shaped. )
I tend not to think I do anything wrong. ( major character flaw there kiddo. ) So it's gotta be something they did to mess everything up.
( beat. )
What the hell are you eating?
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That wouldn't surprise me. If only we could prove it wasn't us...
[ Blink! ]
Hmm? Oh. [ She holds up the biscuit, turns it over a few times. ] I don't know, they come free with your order here. They're very good! Want one?
[ You know, like she can just shove one through the communicators for you ]
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but man what he wouldn't do for a real hamburger right now. ugh. he couldn't even get a good one back home!)Proof is always in the eye of the beholder, if you ask me. I mean, I've been in some situations where cold, hard fact is right there and it still gets ignored. ( TY COUNCIL. TY. THIS IS WHY YOU WEREN'T PREPARED FOR THE REAPERS SDLKGH
ahem. )
... What, are you just gonna shove it through the screen? ( is this what smell-o-vision would have been if it hadn't failed so miserably? )
no subject
mmm that would be delicious. alas.]Ahh, true. Some people are just determined to believe what they want, no matter what.
[ Snrk! ] I wish! That would be too easy... I guess one of us will have to move~
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he just wants it with horseradish. that is all he wants out of life, okay.)Which is why I'm convinced that humanity deserves its rank as one of the lower-intelligence species where I'm from. ( okay, so they really aren't ranked that lowly, but the asari are fuck-off genius-level intelligent and the turians are way more tactically inclined ... so. really. what does humanity have going for it?
shepard, basically. not much else. )
... You're gonna make the cripple move, aren't you?
( JOKER. )
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Maybe somewhere in this damn universe, they'll find it. And they can both rejoice.]That can't be the only reason why! [ But note that she is not arguing~
And then, there's a paaaaauuuse... Before she suddenly makes a game-show-esque "Bzzt!" noise, and points a finger in the air! ]
Wrong~! I was actually thinking that I'm going to get them to bring me some more, and then I'm going to find you! We'll split them.
[ She just wanted to make you wonder first. Trololol. ]
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hallelujah, praise the enkindlers.)Well, not the only reason. ( but hey, thanks for not arguing. it wouldn't have been one you would win, anyway. c:
... well you little troll. he knew he liked you. from the very beginning.
he sits back in his chair, smirks and shakes his head. ) I could be nice and meet you halfway. It's been a little while since I've gotten out and stretched my legs. Maybe there's another job for us somewhere ...
( oh? oho? ohoho?
you never know. )
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You could be, yes. Do you want to? Another job does sound nice... and we can snack while we look.
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Figure us out a place and I'll start making my way there. Snacks and job hunting - ah, that's the life.
( and it might mean getting some actual, physical money that he can use instead of just looking at his bank account forlornly. yes, forlornly. )
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Here's one of the docks. That should be easy for both of us to get to, and hopefully a good place to start? I'll be waiting - with, uh, bread-things.
aaaand action!
it really doesn't take him long to catch up with her, and even though it's been a little while since they've met up like this, it's always good to see his little partner in crime. )
There you are. Where're the bread things?
( so he's. kind of hungry. walking takes a lot outta you when your shin bones are basically hollow. )
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She grins as he walks up, holds out a to-go box and pops the lid of it open with her thumbs. Behold! Long, biscuit-y things. ]
Ta-da~ ♪ Have one!
[ It won't heal your hollow shins, alas, but at least it sure is tasty? ]