text;

[robitussin]

Who: natalie goodman
Broadcast: text
Action: she's on the pathstone if you want to judge her terrible puns. please judge her terrible puns.
When: 2/24

a few questions of utmost importance, fine members of the fleet:

what happens when chemists die?

how does moses make his tea?

why did the cross-eyed teacher lose her job?

why should you be kind to your dentist?

[this is what happens when she gets bored. somebody stop her.]

Comments

[neverknight]

no not really?

[robitussin]

dude you're the one who brought up star wars

though i guess i can't blame you for watching the prequels

[neverknight]

i have absolutely no idea what you're talking about

[robitussin]

wait hold on

are you a jedi

[neverknight]

[Wow um, that's kind of a loaded question. He's spent a decade denying that he was a Jedi, so it was kind of a habit hard to break. He hesitates on this before answering with:]

more or less

[robitussin]

this place is so weird wtf

[neverknight]

right now it seems like it's the people that are weird.

[robitussin]

oooooh sick burn

[neverknight]

are we still making puns or?