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[robitussin]

Who: natalie goodman
Broadcast: text
Action: she's on the pathstone if you want to judge her terrible puns. please judge her terrible puns.
When: 2/24

a few questions of utmost importance, fine members of the fleet:

what happens when chemists die?

how does moses make his tea?

why did the cross-eyed teacher lose her job?

why should you be kind to your dentist?

[this is what happens when she gets bored. somebody stop her.]

Comments

[neverknight]

[Hello crewmate... they've probably never met. Kinda the side effect of spending most of his time earning wages on the space station.]

am I supposed to know who moses is?

[robitussin]

[she's a loser who spends most of the time in her room, so that probably doesn't help.]

ugh this whole different worlds thing is so annoying

a bunch of people were slaves and he took them across the sea to free them after a lot of shit went down. go watch the ten commandments or something

[neverknight]

so... he makes his tea with slaves then?

[this is not a good joke.]

[robitussin]

NO?? oh my god

hebrews it

it's funny because the slaves were hebrews

[neverknight]

okay

[He gets it. But uh. He's not laughing. Maybe context makes it better.]

what about the chemist?

[robitussin]

hahaha

they barium

text

[maschinenpistole]

Dentists have fillings too! ^-^

What do you call an apology in dots and dashes?

text

[robitussin]

that was a trick question, you should absolutely not be kind to your dentist

remorse code

text.

[paraclete]

1. Their bodies decompose.
2. Presumably, by submerging tea leaves in hot water for the desired amount of time.
3. I don't have enough context to answer this question.
4. It's nice!

Does this help?

text.

[robitussin]

literally the saddest thing i have ever read

text.

[paraclete]

I'm so sorry. I can word my answers differently if you'd like.

text.

[robitussin]

you don't understand sarcasm or humor do you

text.

[paraclete]

I know that humor is a component of joy!

text.

[robitussin]

i can't believe i'm literally stuck in space with someone who's trying to give me the textbook definition of humor rn

text.

[paraclete]

I like humor. I think it's a good idea.

text.

[robitussin]

how can you like humor and not appreciate my puns

text.

[paraclete]

I appreciate them deeply. I just didn't understand them. They were puns? Would you mind explaining them?

text.

[robitussin]

1. they barium

text.

[paraclete]

[Give it some time...

HOLY SHIT]

The pronunciation of "barium" sounds similar to "bury 'em". The clue was in the specification that the corpses were once chemists.

text.

[robitussin]

dude

yes

i know

text.

[paraclete]

I like it!

text.

[robitussin]

please calm down

2. hebrews it

text.

[paraclete]

It's difficult, I'm excited.

[Okay, hold on... Though, this one is easier to parse.]

"Hebrews" and "he brews". Very nice!

text.

[robitussin]

okay serious question

are you high rn

text.

[paraclete]

Are you asking if I'm a registered nurse?