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Who: natalie goodman
Broadcast: text
Action: she's on the pathstone if you want to judge her terrible puns. please judge her terrible puns.
When: 2/24

a few questions of utmost importance, fine members of the fleet:

what happens when chemists die?

how does moses make his tea?

why did the cross-eyed teacher lose her job?

why should you be kind to your dentist?

[this is what happens when she gets bored. somebody stop her.]

Comments

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[paraclete]

Are you asking if I'm a registered nurse?

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[robitussin]

i cannot believe this

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[paraclete]

You understand things that I don't. Sometimes, it happens that way.

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[robitussin]

if you're trying to make me feel bad i'm immune to guilt

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[paraclete]

No, I don't want you to feel badly. I'm explaining that my circumstances have led me to understand different things than you.

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[robitussin]

what circumstances

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[paraclete]

Well, I expect that you and I were raised differently. Much of any individual's worldview is shaped by what they learn during their youth.

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i would ask why you grew up without learning what humor is but

i don't really want to hear your tragic backstory

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[paraclete]

Oh, I wouldn't call it tragic. What do you want to talk about instead?

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[robitussin]

you pick

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[paraclete]

What are some of your favorite songs?

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[robitussin]

mozart's piano sonata no. 14 in c minor

chopin's ballade op 23 in g minor

romeo and juliet before parting

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[paraclete]

Those are wonderful choices. Of the three, I think I like the first best.

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how about you

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[paraclete]

It's hard to pick favorites, because there are so many that I love. But...

Six moments musicaux
Appassionata
Beethoven's 7th Symphony
And Beethoven's 9th, too.

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[robitussin]

big fan of beethoven, huh?

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[paraclete]

When I first started learning about music, I was introduced to his works. They're meaningful to me.

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[robitussin]

i'm gonna let you finish but

mozart >>>>>> beethoven

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[paraclete]

Sonata for Bassoon and Cello in B-flat major, K.292? I appreciate Mozart a great deal as well.

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[robitussin]

appreciate his music you mean

the guy himself, he was a crazy fucker

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[paraclete]

Oh, I think he had his own sort of charm...

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[robitussin]

i'm interested to hear your explanation

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[paraclete]

He pursued his passion until the last days of his life. There's something to be said for that.

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[robitussin]

there's also something to be said for the part where he was insane

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[paraclete]

Nature or nurture, do you think?