text;

[robitussin]

Who: natalie goodman
Broadcast: text
Action: she's on the pathstone if you want to judge her terrible puns. please judge her terrible puns.
When: 2/24

a few questions of utmost importance, fine members of the fleet:

what happens when chemists die?

how does moses make his tea?

why did the cross-eyed teacher lose her job?

why should you be kind to your dentist?

[this is what happens when she gets bored. somebody stop her.]

Comments

text.

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deep philosophical questions lead to no good

text.

[paraclete]

We can simplify it a little, if you want. Do you think it's all just chemicals?

text.

[robitussin]

that's the same question

text.

[paraclete]

Yeah, but I feel like there are some different connotations. Anyway, you don't have to answer! I was just thinking.

If it were possible, I'd like to have been friends with Mozart.

text.

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why would you want that

text.

[paraclete]

Having a friend is nice! I'm smiling.

text.

[robitussin]

why are you smiling, you're not friends with him because he's dead

Re: text.

[paraclete]

But thinking of friendship makes me think of my friend, which makes me smile.

text.

[robitussin]

okay then mister rogers

text.

[paraclete]

No, my name is Kaworu.

text.

[robitussin]

i hear you loud and clear mr rogers

text.

[paraclete]

My surname is Nagisa. But you don't have to call me mister. Kaworu is fine.

text.

[robitussin]

i'll keep that in my mind mr rogers

text.

[paraclete]

I see...

text.

[robitussin]

i could tell you who mr rogers is

but it's more amusing this way

Re: text.

[paraclete]

Then, I'm glad you're having fun!

text.

[robitussin]

thank you mr rogers

also: she couldn't control her pupils

text.

[paraclete]

But it's an involuntary function, right? Are we talking about Mrs Rogers, now?

text.

[robitussin]

no

the cross-eyed teacher who got fired

text.

[paraclete]

[...]

I understand!

text.

[robitussin]

is the face you're making right now as embarrassing as i'm imagining it is